Noah

More than likely have no idea what’s going on right now because I forgot

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Can’t believe there isn’t a 60 minute option on the timer😤😤 what a huge oversight

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Am I the only one who feels like listening to an artist otw to their concert is the equivalent of studying 10 minutes before an exam

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@rebbford Can I steal your build?

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What is y’all’s favorite fallacy, mine is recency biased

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People are quick to tell you not to count your eggs before they hatch. But what they neglect to say is just how much fun it is to do

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Bro speaks with his mouth not his mind

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Sun is shining and I’m over caffeinated. It’s a beautiful day

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Hate when people say “I’ll never be able to experience that same exact moment again, that so sad”. Like dude the sanctity of joy is in its fleeting nature, to devote your present to what has been deprives you of contemporary fulfillment in the name of old feelings now distorted

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Picky eaters be like “I’ve been trying this thing called a banana recently”

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New strategy for St. Patrick’s day, dress in the most intimidating way possible. Strangers won’t care if you’re wearing green if they think it’ll be the last pinch they ever do

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@e_r__s The Christmas spirit is in the air, Merry Christmas!

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She jingle my bells all around the clock

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@CarlosDgardener Bruh I hope so that video sucks, and thank you sir

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Me making small talk with my house plants:

“So you guys are really into this water stuff huh?”

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@huggopeacelove The phone case is a nice touch

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@YUDHO_XYZ This is how it feels to show my friends my new hyper fixation

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I usually hate my phone, but sometimes I drop him from definite phone shattering height, and he just shrugs it off. He’s pretty real for that one

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Sometimes a productive work sess is just accepting the work you know you aren’t gonna do

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Wow, bro learns something once. And now he’s using it.

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Hate the recently sold section of Facebook Marketplace. Like yeah thanks they’re all super cool and absurdly cheap, I’m really missing out man