JB

Just a guy deeply obsessed with tech, smart homes and personal finance

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@Rainmaker1973 This one pan, 12 ingredient, 30 utensil recipe will become your go to breakfast…

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I have played and been a fan of sports my whole life. I have never once thought “Wow, it’s great that my team cheated and won!” Even when it’s a questionable call it doesn’t feel right. Im not naive, you stretch the rules and take the penalty when caught. Funny thing about elections though.

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@Breaking911 If only the news, weather, and every smartphone in lower NY had warned them of the 100% chance of severe thunderstorms all day yesterday…

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My favorite thing about hitting the maximum Social Security contribution early in the year is that they just tax that extra gross income then.

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@MLFootball God fucking dammit Odell does not get to take the Giants WRs anywhere after this incident

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Red Pill: Almost everything that you think of as a status symbol from cars, to bags, to clothes, to high end watches and jewelry, is all mass produced to the tune of tens of thousands, even millions of units every year and anyone with enough credit can get them.

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@BrianRoemmele First time my friend and I worked up the courage to ride it we went around three times before the attendant stopped the ride, walked up to our car and put the pin in the door latch. I nearly shit myself.

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@hthieblot I followed paths through the original Prodigy that I could never find again. I remember discovering Ziff Davis one day and being completely unable to show my dad where it was the next day

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@libsoftiktok I’ll think about this while sitting Indian style in my master bedroom this evening

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@rydunleavy I think I speak for the entire fan base when I say, after Koo we don’t care who it is as long as they can get the ball off the ground and near the uprights.

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I often wonder, how does Netflix rank so high on hiring and paying developers when their apps are so very, very shitty?

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@FoxNews I went to a $300+ dinner with my wife at a small fancy restaurant last weekend. The table across from us had clearly been out all day. They were drunk and loud. One of the men was wearing a camo hat and sleeveless shirt. No kids though. What section or hours do they get?

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@washghost1 Damn, we didn’t have Lazer Tag money. I had to kill the batteries at my friends houses for that kind of fun

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@patrickbetdavid Yeah but you can’t hire an AI to shield yourself when it’s time to lay people off.

25 years in the enterprise space and I know if I hear Accenture or McKinsey is lurking the halls we’re about to see another reorg.

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Speaking for everyone, would the person or persons at YouTube responsible for this please go fuck yourself with a rusty claw hammer

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@WallStreetMav Now do the entirety of the 2020s against just one of those years.

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Wives will tell you that being at church at 10 is the most important thing in the world

Then they’ll wake up at 9, shower for 30 minutes and yell at everyone for running late

This will happen every Sunday but you’re the one who has to change

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Mythic Quest on Apple TV may wind up forgotten over the years, but I’ll never forget S02E06 “Backstory!” where the character obsessed with writing backstory gets a whole episode dedicated to his backstory, and he’s the only character in the show to ever get a backstory

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I think we can all agree that the Jimi Hendrix Star-Spangled Banner is an absolutely awesome song to listen to for about 30 seconds

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@collapsedskull The beginning of thousands of “Florida Man…” stories