TheAfterPartyGirls

Katey and Cheyenne. Where the party is at.

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

If a single man tells me what to do today I’m committing a war crime

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

Anyone else still haunted by the S-Club 7 lyric “hoochie mama, show your nana” or is that just something I carry with me

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

@pattonoswalt What the actual fuck

[Sam Malone❌ @GizmosSpace3]

If you think being forced to wear a mask is bad, imagine being forced to have a baby.

[Cristela Alonzo @cristela9]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but…

🗣 YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY FOR FAKE VACCINATION CARDS! THEY ARE FREE WHEN YOU GET VACCINATED!!!🗣

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

I just threw a tennis ball at a seagull cause it was eating the peanuts I left out for my crow friends. Who am I

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

Have you ever been so hungover you check your birth chart to see why you’re such a dumb bitch? Asking for a friend

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

Being a working actor is being on hold for a commercial, not getting it, thinking you’re cool with it until you find yourself at the grocery store slapping that brand of fabric softener out of your husbands hands because “we don’t buy that one anymore.”

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

1st wave: I should learn how to make bread
2nd wave: I am a master Baker, bread is life
3rd wave: I’ve killed my starter slowly, painfully & on purpose. It demanded too much of me

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

@olddavethewolf All those words could be used to describe one ol’ Davey I know. xo

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

I’m about to turn 31 and my preferred method of nutrition is still a fruit flavoured vitamin gummy so what does adulthood even mean

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

I woke up from a dream with the phrase “I, Cheyenne, know what I need to do” in my head. Do I know what this was in reference to? No. This is WAY too much pressure on my day

[Cath Kestler @cathkestler]

I was sexually assaulted by Donald J Trump when I was 16. I kicked him in the balls, hard. 45 @GOP Senators are afraid of #DJT
I had bigger balls at 16 than they do as "adults" now. He lost fairly. He incited an insurrection. #GrowSomeBallsGOP

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

No one can convince me that the stock market is anything other than a chart of men’s feelings. It’s just straight guy astrology

[A Filthy Lot @afilthylot]

How many Oreos can one man eat? AFL's own Alain will eat one Oreo for every #Cyberpunk2077 glitch he encounters while streaming live for 24 hours to raise $ for @CovenantHouseBC triple matched by @VancityReynolds & @blakelively!!

https://t.co/VaqW2to0MN

#AFLE #Twitch #CyberPunk

[TheAfterPartyGirls @AfterPartyGirls]

@melissamccarthy come play my sister in the sequel! https://t.co/fOCk3oIYQt #womenincomedy

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

think how much better the world would be if these two were the masculine ideal

[BeadsAgainstFascism 🇵🇸 @beadagainstfash]

Genocide:
How it How its
started going