Peter Andrews

i Love Afternoons ...

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

One Man's Trash = Another Man's Treasure .

#blackberry Sold !!!

Who even buys blackberries anymore ??

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Doesn't matter if you're using An Apple, Banana or Blackberry..
As long as we keep in touch ..we'll always be friends
Happy Friendship Day

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Rahul Gandhi could be hiding in 2 places :

1) Under Manmohan Singh's Bed
2) In Ameesha Patel's Cleavage

#WhereIsPappu

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

ManMohan Singh = Scared to speak
Rahul Gandhi = Scared to be seen
Narendra Modi = Not Scared of anyone
Sonia Gandhi = Scares everyone

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

In Bollywood the more work an Actor does ..the more he is considered SENIOR .
By that Logic ... Darsheel Safary is @kamaalrkhan 's Senior

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Rahul Gandhi = 43 years old
India = 63 years Old
Manmohan Singh = 80 years old

Moral :...India gets screwed between the two

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

When is Rahul Gandhi cutting his Birthday Pizza .. .With 43 candles ?

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

@bavlichhori:
Couples who have premarital sex to be considered ‘married.’ - #MadrasHC Kamasutra -1 Mangalsutra - 0

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

And a Happy Father's Day to all the Strong and Amazing Single Mothers .

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

The Govt just awarded Delhi the Rape Capital certificate. More rapes in Delhi than four metros put together http://t.co/EFSWE4fhrY

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

She had talent
She had Fame
She had Money
She had the World
Yet she chose Death

Rip Jiah Khan

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Rajeev Shukla resigns
N.Srinivasan hasn't resigned
Manmohan Singh Hasn't Resigned
Mallika Sherawat hasn't resigned
#justsaying

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

It took 20 yrs + for Sonia Gandhi to convert Italian to Indian
It took Mallika Sherawat less than 2 years to convert from Indian to Annoying

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

If Chris Gayle was also involved in the IPL betting scandal ... Then he must've been the only Player who Took money To perform Well .

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Indian Son in Laws are always a source of Embarrassment

Sonia Gandhi - Robber Vadra

N Srinivasan - Gurunath Meiyappan

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Instead of kidnapping a 15 year old Girl ..Sana Khan should have kidnapped Salman Khan ... for doing a song in Ishq in Paris

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Looks like Lalit modi was kicked out of IPL ..because he was the only one not involved in #spotfixing
#justsaying

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Dear Delhi and Mumbai Police...we will hire Sunny deol to protect our city ..u just make sure that u can solve all IPL betting problems . OK

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

Cadbury was just trying to Protest Against the Local Body Tax ....hence added a real body in everyones Bournville
#LBT
#okbye

[Angry Bombay Girl @shadymumbai]

#CelebrityPasswords Sherlyn Chopra : Cucumber ....