Sarah

Wrangler of teen, writer of words, lover of coffee, bully of men. She/her.

[Jen @JenResistedAGN]

My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus live-streams an execution by firing squad.

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 7 years ago, the "30-50 feral hogs" interaction happened on Twitter.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I’m Titi.

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Bro last night was The Home of an Indulgent Mother

[🔎 @bluerosetiles]

white people be like one rock of crack please

[Crash Test Gummies (Haunted House Version) @punishedgummies]

“What if the Home Alone kid developed a taste for blood” really is a great movie concept tbh

[carm ʚïɞ @yvesaintfreak]

BITCH IT’S YOUR FAMILY CAT 😭😭

[pau @shiningseulki]

OMG NOT THE GIRLS BOOING CORBIN AND SAYING TOMATOES TOMATOES🍅🍅🍅😭😭😭 #loveislandusa

[doomer @uncledoomer]

nobody has ever been more vindicated on this site than the guy a few years ago who got dogpiled for saying he needed an AR15 to defend his children from hordes of 30-50 feral hogs

[𝚂 .⋆♱🌙 ༘ ᯓ★ @ERAOFMONE]

“men will literally fck a ham and cheese sandwich” ain’t nobody realer than trinity LMAO 😭

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

POV love island USA producers:

[adel 🌟 @adelwu_]

obsessed w these watercolor/gouche/pastel paintings by cristina vázquez

she paints “moments when people are happy and don’t realize it”

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

arrived in mckees rocks and within two minutes was offered a cigarette

[eli 🤠🕺👽 @gaycubmiclcera]

@pengwyndolin @ali_sivi

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[ً @monrues]

when life gets complicated so you lowkey start feeling like natalieportmanupdates

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work