Afton Pixler

I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

I’m just obsessed with my dogs. That’s all.

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

@NJohnson004 Right?!

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Snow pups

Thanks to care staff Kyla and Nicole for the video!

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

These characters give me the same vibe.

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

Recently found this little show on HBO called “Game of Thrones”. So good. Not sure why more people aren’t talking about it 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

Bring me back to simpler times

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There is no such thing as being “pro-life” while supporting laws that let children be shot in their schools, elders in grocery stores, worshippers in their houses of faith, survivors by abusers, or anyone in a crowded place.

It is an idolatry of violence. And it must end.

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

Just learned my husband has never seen The Guardian. The list of movies I need to make him watch just keeps growing. Also learned why he was so confused about my Kevin Costner crush. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

Maybe I should’ve been a marketing major. Nobody is asking them to risk their lives for everyone else in this pandemic

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

Because PPE for healthcare workers is merely a suggestion. My well-being doesn’t mean shit if your unvaccinated family member is coding.

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

I think my main issue with the year 2021 is that the AHA suggested I sacrifice myself to save someone else.

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

My Lock Screen brings a smile to my face every time 😍❤️

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

Jim Carrey as the grinch is probably the best casting decision ever made.

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

Everyone needs a hype man like @CharlesSchafer1 on Strava

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of 6 year olds if they wanted to get something off their chest.
They did.
A THREAD

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

All I’m seeing is a lot of terrible hair from the Green Bay Packers. What is happening in Wisconsin??

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

I gotta be honest. I don’t see the point in having professional football cheerleaders 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

One of my favorite activities is when caleb and I hangout on the same couch and send tik toks to each other

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

I’ve reached the point in my unemployed life that I’m excited to have something I have to do tomorrow. I guess stay at home dog mom is not the career I thought it would be 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Afton Pixler @AftonArlene20]

Anyone wanna tell me why the very first thing to pop up when rating my @lyft was trunk space???

[Ben Meyerink, MD @benmeyerink]

Naomi Osaka at the French Open, now Simone Biles at the Olympics. Can we start recognizing the importance of mental health?