Marty the Cat

The funny, sarcastic and often naughty cat! Part Jerry Seinfeld, a bit of Ricky Gervais, and a dash of Ellen.

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers Let's buy more Sopranos-like cheesy, cheap-looking gold decor for the White House!

[Ali @RealAliGabriel]

I hate shopping.
Clothes, groceries, school supplies, shoes… all of it.

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers Did you charge a lot of senior porn to his account? If so - well played Mr. Majors.

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@RealAliGabriel Climate change!

[Justin Gaard @Gaardsy]

My goodness this is epic...what a time. You just had to be there.

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@RealAliGabriel In high school usually down a deserted farm road....

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers But first I'm going golfing and sending my son in law (and husband of my next wife) to get another fake agreement/ceasefire....

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers He needed to get back to the WH for McDonald's and then a nap.

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers What an ass!

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers It's not exactly SRO!

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers I saw Joe Biden & Hillary dumping goldfish into the pool!

[Sherpajahan @sherpajahan]

@BravoTV @ParamountPics @ScaryMovie gross

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers I like the tall one you can walk under

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers How about some place tropical like Seychelles or Bali?

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers Those numbers add up to 38.
Our 38th president was Gerald Ford. Which means you hate Ford cars!

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers Was it Red?

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@Michael_J_Matt Highly paid smug toadie & hypocrite

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers Senior Early Bird Special starts at 4 pm!

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@TomBarnardOG CFH

[Marty the Cat @AftonTiger]

@paulmagers What you just said made us all dumber!😉