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Nook · He/him · Twin of @andie_williams5 · At home bartender · BLM ACAB

[🦛 Silicon Valley Scum 🦛 @AgNOOK]

Balls deep in a blonde with a mouthful of corned beef

[🦛 Silicon Valley Scum 🦛 @AgNOOK]

You're fake if you don't know your local PBS station's call sign

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Re: Emeril content, it's so fun because the studio audience was allowed to drink and everybody needs to chill out and have a beer

[🦛 Silicon Valley Scum 🦛 @AgNOOK]

Insane users on reels and insane users on tiktok are wildly different, but equally important, species that we need to appreciate

[🦛 Silicon Valley Scum 🦛 @AgNOOK]

Fast and loose with the shrimp money

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Thank you Uber

[Turdis L’Szechuan 🌴🤙 @CurtisRemarc]

I saw Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes drinking a Mai Tai at Trader Vic’s and his hair was perfect

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Bar skipped Alice's Restaurant on touch tunes to play radiohead

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I need some paella

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Bowling alley with a sommelier

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Bowling alley wine bar

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I like wearing yacht club merch in public
It raises a lot of questions

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She Jabbar on my Abdul until I Kareem

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For every time the bus doesn't come when the tracker says that it's definitely passing by right now, I should be allowed to steal one of the wheels of the next bus I see.
And everything tenth time I should get to drive the bus to exactly where I need to go, no routes or anything

[🦛 Silicon Valley Scum 🦛 @AgNOOK]

Legally, I should be able to charge back every purchase of fare for the busses and L since it basically doesn't exist as a form of public transit anymore

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The tall whites

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Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.

What the literal hell is this?

[🦛 Silicon Valley Scum 🦛 @AgNOOK]

Do you think Viper ever sat in the cuck chair and watched Maverick and Ice Man explore each other's bodies?

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Petition to get a Portillo‘s on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg!!! 🙏🏼🌭@portilloshotdog

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Thank you Microsoft OneDrive, very helpful

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Cold garlic bread kinda tastes like a gas leak

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