Albert Davis

Family, A&M Football and Let’s go Brandon

[Albert Davis @Agalum69]

#boycottkylefield I’m tired of setting attendance records when this is what we roll out every week.

[Albert Davis @Agalum69]

Is the new meta just buying a Tesla and “driving” for uber while it just drives in autopilot and you get paid for sitting in the front seat doing nothing?

[Albert Davis @Agalum69]

Second uber today that’s a Tesla. Both times they’re on auto pilot while driving on the freeway. Might as well be taking a Waymo. #AIischangingeverything #notip

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#donttext

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Did you know you can just kick lime scooters and there are no repercussions #themoreyouknow

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Bars make pool tables heavy as a challenge for you to try to pick them up. Next time you go to a bar try to pick the pool table up. The bouncer will give you a high five

[Albert Davis @Agalum69]

Uber comfort is blasting Christmas music on the way home from the hometown bars. Yeah that’ll play

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Sark looks like this guy from monsters inc

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Tennessee’s head coach looks like a fatter Shane Gillis with no facial hair

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Is this the first and last year of the 12 team playoff? I’ve seen enough. Or maybe put the 3 loss SEC teams in next time. #strengthofschedulematters

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Touch tunes at the dive bar? Yeah that’ll play

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I’d put South Carolina in the playoff over Texas at this point #zerorankedwins

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Run the damn ball

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Kambala is fuming rn

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The left wants to take this away from us… smh. I won’t let that happen on my watch #pulledpork #beer

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@trichietx Sark has the haircut of a 5 year old whose parents took him to Supercuts

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The liberals are so mad that we enjoyed an Aggie dog and Miller lite in a souvenir yeti. Shameful really

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I’m fully convinced the wave is the reason we gave up this no-hitter in the 8th inning

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The left doesn’t want my 6-leg ATTS parlay to hit today. On Christmas Eve no less.