Agave

Just a hermit trying out social media. Currently getting a bachelors in Sustainable Horticulture 🌾🪴🪻

[Tage @Tagelca]

Estoy llorando de la risa. Es el mejor vídeo que he visto nunca

[Gone Viral on X @GoneViral_X]

What a vibe in Mexico!

[👽 @TheChipi]

Un día desde que empezó el mundial y ya los mexicanos incivilizaron a los coreanos.

El mejor mundial de la historia.

[krish is not a boy 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @krishisstressed]

Dawg a guy walked from metlife to new york to prove those tiktokers wrong😭😭

[DataFut @DataFutebol]

Mexicanos dançando e cantando GANGNAM STYLE com os coreanos no México após a vitória da Coreia do Sul na Copa do Mundo.

🇰🇷🇲🇽

[Micha @ElMichalito]

Me destruye que el grupo de Mexico sea Mexico, Corea del Sur, Sudafrica y Republica Checa son literalmente este video 😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. Your weather report is performed as THEATER, and I have become a devoted patron.

In Japan, the forecast is read calmly. Rain tomorrow. Carry an umbrella. Farewell. Sixty seconds, a bow, the nation equipped.

Here, a man named Chip stands before a LIVING MAP, sleeves rolled to the elbow, and delivers the coming of a thunderstorm like news from a battlefield where he personally fought.

"Folks, I want you to look at this system moving in from the west—"

FOLKS. He addresses the entire region as kin. He sweeps his arm and the clouds OBEY HIS GESTURE. He warns of hail with grave eyes, then promises a beautiful weekend with the smile of a man delivering a peace treaty — both within ninety seconds, both with total sincerity.

And when true severe weather comes, America? Chip removes his jacket.

THE JACKET COMES OFF. And the entire state understands instantly: this is now serious. There is a doctrine of sleeves in your meteorology — unwritten, universally read. My neighbor glanced at the television, saw the bare forearms, and said, "Jacket's off. Better bring the grill cover in."

A NATION READING A MAN'S SLEEVES FOR SURVIVAL INSTRUCTIONS. We have early warning systems in Japan that cost billions, and I am no longer certain they outperform Chip's wardrobe.

Last week: hail. Chip stayed on air for hours. No jacket. Sleeves climbing toward the elbow like a rising river gauge. He tracked every cell. He told specific streets when to shelter. MY street. He said its name. A man on television guarded my street BY NAME until the storm passed.

Samurai have served lords for less devotion than Chip shows a cold front.

I watch nightly now. I have opinions about the rival station's radar. The radar is inferior. I trust Chip's seven-day outlook because he tells you when he is UNSURE — and a forecaster who admits doubt is a forecaster whose certainty means something. That sentence is free, America. Give it to your generals.

A man does not ask the storm to explain itself. He watches the sleeves, as his ancestors watched the sky.

Tonight Chip is in the full jacket, laughing with the sports desk.

Stand down, everyone. The realm is at peace.

The sleeves have spoken.

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

Europeans keep asking what American culture looks like.

Brother, we have a restaurant so reliable that the federal government unofficially uses it to judge hurricane damage.

It's called the Waffle House Index.

If the Waffle House is open and serving a full menu, everything is probably fine.

If they're on a limited menu, things got rough.

If the Waffle House is closed, FEMA starts paying attention.

Think about how absurd that is.

An entire nation's disaster response can be summarized as:

"Yeah, but is the Waffle House open?"

And despite the jokes, it's one of the greatest American institutions ever created.

24 hours a day.

365 days a year.

Friendly waitresses who call you "baby."

Hot coffee that somehow tastes better at 6 a.m. after a road trip.

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, waffles, and burgers cooked right in front of you. I recommend the hashbrowns smothered and covered

No reservations.

No dress code.

No pretension.

Just good food, good people, and a front-row seat to the greatest collection of characters you'll ever meet.

Sure, there's a non-zero chance you'll witness a fight.

But there's also a decent chance you'll sit next to a truck driver, a nurse getting off a night shift, a family on vacation, and a local farmer all having breakfast together.

That's America.

When a hurricane hits, Waffle House is often the first businesses to reopen.

When your flight gets delayed.

When your team loses.

When you're driving across the country.

When it's 2 a.m. and you need food and life advice from a waitress named Amanda.

Waffle House is there.

Buc-ee's is America's cathedral.

Waffle House is America's church.

[Tommo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LUFC1992_v2]

Ok so we stopped at Wally’s in Pontiac and this came up on my phone. Then the sirens started going off in town and we’ve all been taken to the store room at the back… 😬

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Los mexicanos invitando al reportero brasileño a tomar tequila, hacen el ritual del shot, le pegan un bigote falso y después le dice a su mamá que está bien JAJAJAJAJA.

México es el mejor anfitrión del mundo.

[JP @Juampachabal03]

“Los asiáticos son bien serios, disciplinados y ordenados”

Los asiáticos cuando conocen a un mexicano de Guadalajara…

[DataFut @DataFutebol]

Torcedores da Coreia do Sul foram jantar num bar no México e o estabelecimento colocou GANGNAM STYLE na TV

e depois os mexicanos e os coreanos começaram a CANTAR e DANÇAR juntos! 🇲🇽🇰🇷

[Blake Aerni @BlakeAerni]

The University of Kansas band learned the Algerian National Anthem to welcome the team before training. 🇩🇿

Absolutely incredible…

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

In the dead of night the Scots arrived at the Airbnb across the street. Decked out and playing the pipes at 6:30 am. So it begins…

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Let‘s stop the negativity for 1 month. The World Cup is there to unite people. Bring it on 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦🏆

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

Watching Europeans come to American for the first time and absolutely love it makes me love my country so much more. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

American is the greatest country in the world.

#worldcup

[White Girl @WhiteGirl1776]

This is Tyson Goodsell he was a WHITE 17yo football player who was EXECUTED IN COLD BLOOD by a gang of Somalis in Mankato, MN on May 23, 2026.

Ambushed and shot in the head.

Tyson was gunned down execution-style in his Hyundai at 11pm after leaving work.

His car smashed into a townhome.

His mother heard the gunshots from her own house.

Main shooter Abdikhadar Fakhi Mohidin (20, Somali)

Accomplices Ahmed Fuad Mohamud, Ahmed Mohamed Mohamud, and Ryan Wolner also busted.

How many more young White boys get taken from their family before America wakes up?

Media blackout, open borders, soft-on-crime bullshit, and “diversity” flooding White areas….

This stops when we stop importing and tolerating it.

Deport them all.

[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

How can America be this awesome???

Someone pinch me I think I’m dreaming!!!

[Agave @Agavedrips]

@B_Rjones89 Maybe @coffeebreak_YT would be the right guy to talk to

[Angeltt @Angeltt_tt]

@Drogdor1 The same judge who said this during the Tyler Robinson trials.