Ismail Agdir

sarcasm and dark humor ❤🙉
In this Platform I will share all my random thought of my day

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 SUMMARY: The new changes to tackle the “Boriswave” of migrants already in the UK since 2021

- Future migrants may only be able to access benefits and social housing after becoming British citizens

- Anyone who currently depends on benefits will face a 20 year wait before they can settle in the UK, unless they already have settled status

- Illegal migrants and overstayers could have to wait up to 30 years before they can settle

- For most migrants, the standard wait for settlement will rise from 5 years to 10

- Low paid workers such as those on health care visas will face a 15 year wait

- NHS doctors and nurses will still be able to settle after 5 years

- High earners, entrepreneurs and global talent can be fast tracked and settle after 3 years

- Family members of UK citizens and Hong Kong BN(O)s will keep their current 5 year route

- To qualify for settlement, migrants will need to be working, speak good English, stay off benefits and have a clean criminal record

- Extra reductions will be available for those who contribute more economically or show strong integration, such as volunteering or paying higher rate tax

[Charging… @RedPillSayian]

Piers Morgan and Candace Owens debate who is the bigger terrorist Iran or Israel 🤬

“Can you name one positive thing Z*onist contributed to America?”

[Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle]

why Israel is trying to destroy Iran

[CSPAN @cspan]

President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."

[Luka Modrić @lukamodric10]

Madridistas, os quiero mucho 🤍

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🤍 GRACIAS.
#GraciasLuka

[Inter ⭐⭐ @Inter]

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 🪽

[MadMad @MaadMadrid]

If this attempt was for Barcelona they would cry about it day and night

But Flick didn’t saw if of course because it was in his favor

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The most stacked UFC crowd cam in history

[El Chiringuito TV @elchiringuitotv]

🤍 El VÍDEO que deben ver los jugadores del MADRID 🤍

🙏 Madridista, ¿cómo no vas a creer en el milagro?

[( fan) Real Madrid Fans 🤍 @Madridismoreal]

🚨 AQUÍ SE VE CLARAMENTE COMO TOCA EL BALÓN DOS VECES

RT PARA DIFUNDIR Y QUE CULÉS Y COLCHONEROS DEJEN DE LLORAR 😭

[( fan) Real Madrid Fans 🤍 @Madridismoreal]

QUE BONITO ES SER DEL REAL MADRID 😍🤍

[(fan) REAL MADRID FANS 🤍 @AdriRM33]

VAYA FOTÓN @ToniRuediger 😂😂😂😂

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

I can’t stop watching this Rodrygo goal. This is pure cinema.

[C.D. Leganés @CDLeganes]

Un lunes muy chill

[Score 90 @Score90_]

Vini + Bellingham + Rodrygo 23/24 vs Ronaldo 14/15 - La Liga goals ⚽️💫

[Vini Jr. @vinijr]

Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.