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@MoiraDeemingMP @audreygrace83 What so many ‘Libs are a sinking ship/desert for One Nation’ people can’t grasp, is that 1) the enemy here is Allan’s Labor govt, 2) change (of govt and to the Libs) is best effected from within, not by joining a protest movement. More power to Moira for staying and fighting.

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@netz_melb @EasyZ51867924 Well yes, but the Asst Police Commissioner is Andrews’ ex Chief of Staff. This will be investigated as thoroughly as his hitting the kid on his bike, and being allowed to drive away from the scene…

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@PaulBongiorno And Albo refusing to genuinely examine what happened and why, isn’t political, Paul?

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@RositaDaz48 @Philssay Given how Albo leans into Dan Andrews for advice, you can’t lay odds on his “actual expert” being everybody’s favourite fall guy, Brett Sutton. And, all over again, no such advice ever existing…

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@JimThom90458694 To be fair, crayons are expensive

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And Jacinta “machete bin” Allan being right at the centre of Australia’s response to terrorism is supposed to make us feel better? You couldn’t make this shit up.

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

Today I convened National Cabinet to respond to the act of terror and antisemitism in Bondi last night.

We stand with Jewish Australians and we stand against hatred and violence.

Australia is stronger than those who try to divide us and we will come through this together.

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@australian @cactusiam The flog can’t even say it properly… “annie semitism”

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VIC Premier @JacintaAllanMP yesterday… “The machete ban is here and it’s staying. When the amnesty concludes in a few weeks’ time, there will be severe penalties for anyone found carrying a machete.” But in the meantime, feel free to hack away at your leisure… #softoncrime

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@BikeBoyScandal @Wizzard_ov_Oz This video doesn’t help your case and if I were you I’d take it down. It’s a loosely cobbled together whinge about Andrews which misses many key facts and concerns relating to your incident. We all know what a POS Andrews is. Stick to the facts and let them speak for themselves.

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@bill_dobell @ChangeAus Be careful what you wish for. Ben Carroll will be far more appealing to undecided voters than Allan. The best way change this wretched govt is to leave Allan exactly where she is.

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@Sahar_A_Writes There isn’t a person on this platform more determined to out themselves as a complete idiot than you…

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@KosSamaras The left: Coalition still has a women problem
“Jacinta Price in contention for leadership role”
The left: Mass pile on

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@sallymcmanus Those workers might not get lunch, but there’ll be plenty of water running through the taps…

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“What sort of message does this send to kids about what’s right and wrong?” The absolute hide of @JacintaAllanMP wading in on Noah Balta when her message to kids is to go ahead, invade homes and steal cars and enjoy bail. #vicbail @tonytardio @PoliBard @Natasha57932694

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@JEChalmers Seriously? You get your 15 minutes of fame and the best you can do is Mediscare? Grow up, you sound like Murray Watt.

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@OMGTheMess @OldGrump9 In a hot field, @MurrayWatt has emerged as the biggest flog in Australian politics. Juvenile and totally shameless.

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@PoliBard @BikeBoyScandal Yeah, I'm not sure the article is as positive or well intended as they think. Omits a number of important details and has a 'look at these conspiracy cookers' tone running through and underneath it

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@sallymcmanus Cyclone incoming. You’d be far more helpful reminding the people of Brisbane to turn their taps on… #Taps #CycloneAlfred #NFI

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@van_gone_ Wouldn’t bet on it…

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@benonwine Harold from Neighbours