TheOfficeManager

Managing 500+ losers one day at a time

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It’s EOY and we have GOT TO KEEP PUSHING TEAM.

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No cannellini beans In Brooklyn

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Bangs aren’t for everyone. #agencybitch

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For all who need it , the pin for the IT room lock is 1234

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Circling back to the bathroom for the 4th time today

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Ugh that room is also booked for a client meeting. I will have the bagels at my desk

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Ordering bagels for the office. Come to floor 7 in 30mins

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Actually I’m putting them in the Katness Everdeen room on the 5th floor

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I was texting @KelleyCutronePR and she silenced her notifications mid conversation..

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Anywho…. 👀

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In the middle of my colonic….

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I’m being forced by HR to apologize to the strategy team publicly after my last post. I’m sorry

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@ohkell Yes

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colonic at noon.

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The strategy team wouldn’t know a human truth if it slapped them across the face slap 🤦‍♀️ #agencybitch

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I’m WFH tomorrow and Monday. Coffee still has not arrived (please do not email me about this I’m going to be remote)

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The twink intern won’t stop texting me..instantly blocked 🙏⚠️💋

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@ohkell Send the link

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Keep sniffies sacred

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I got kicked out of the animal