Seeley Booth

FBI Agent; (Note: This Twitter character isn't affiliated with Bones, Fox or its affiliates! This is purely for entertainment purposes).

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

Happy Birthday @cleaninggirl. Would you like to play with my balls? Don't tell @DrTBrennan though. Shhh!

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

I'm back, baby! Or am I?

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

Whoa! Bones just told me she wants to ................................... with me.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

Whoa!

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Great! Thanks. I'll come by and then we can get dinner.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrCSaroyan We are coming in with remains. Bones hasn't slept in two days and is crankier than usual. I'm going to try to get her to sleep.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan You are the best Bones, the best.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Swimming canceled today, we've got a case. I'm dropping Parker off now, be there to get you in a minute.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Thanks again for today Bones, Parker had a lot of fun.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Great Bones. I'll be there. Can't talk right now, in a meeting.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Passing security now, it's too late to run.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Yeah, sure. Three hours from now you'll still be just a few more minutes.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan I know. You're a strong independent woman, but you're going home. I brought the swat gear so don't get any ideas about fighting.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Close it up, put it away, shut it down. I'm on my way and you are going home to sleep.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Right Bones. You're a good girl, he's a good boy. Please let me finish this phone call before someone notices I'm not working.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Try and avoid the lost patrons, we don't want a repeat of the last time. I will talk to Rebecca. You're as bad as Parker.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@ParkerBooth Good. Oh, there's your mom calling. Go be extra good, clean your room or something.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan Sounds like you are feeling better.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@DrTBrennan @ParkerBooth Listen you two, I will do what I can. Even if we can't have ice cream we can still go swimming.

[Seeley Booth @AgentBooth]

@ParkerBooth @DrTBrennan Neither Rebecca or I ever negate a punishment or reward by the other.