Drunk Agent Cooper

Who murdered Laura Palmer?
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Jacques Renault is dead

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Harry, the owl will be responsible for the death of Laura Palmer

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Sheriff, the half of a gold heart is on the table

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Where is Bob?

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Waldo the bird is dead

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Well, this coffee consumed fifteen doughnuts today

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Sheriff, tell me all your troubles

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Jacques Renault is dead

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Who is Bob?

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Laura Palmer is dead

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Sheriff, let's go to One-Eyes Jacks disguised as Indians

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Jacques Renault is dead

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Well, I’m going to let you in on a little secret

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Who is Bob?

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Laura Palmer is dead

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Harry, Twin Peaks slept great last night

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Sheriff, I’m going to let you in on a little secret

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Who is Bob?

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Waldo the bird is dead

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Fellas, my recorder is holding a small box of chocolate bunnies.