Polymer Goo

I’m not a parody account, but X made me label it as such to avoid being blacklisted 🤷‍♂️

[Polymer Goo @AgentFrill]

Two years to get rid of the food dyes that are causing cancer in our children is too long, but I also understand the hardship that this will put of food manufacturers.

I think a great short term fix would be to print large warnings on the labels about the harm that these can cause until they are able to remove them from the food all together.

[Polymer Goo @AgentFrill]

@milenialmentor It’s the military.

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One thing you learned about gardening that took years to figure out 👇🏼

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@Chilis Is this deal for lunch only, or any time?

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@GetOnTap @washghost1 Your office is in the middle of the road?

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@Bunny_ngl Oliver Bentley

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@ThrillaRilla369 PLUNNNNN

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“Can we stop at Pal’s?”
“No, we have Pal’s at home”

The Pal’s at home: 😭

[Polymer Goo @AgentFrill]

I watched the Challenger blow up while sitting at my desk in 4th grade. It was very traumatizing watching it play over and over again.

Even elementary kids can be cruel, the jokes broke out shortly after.:

“How many people can you fit in a Honda Accord”? “Twelve! Two in the front, three in the back, and seven in the ashtray”.

I won’t repeat the rest of them.

I’m glad we don’t have any new jokes today. Artemis II, Godspeed.

[Polymer Goo @AgentFrill]

I watched the Challenger blow up while sitting at my desk in 4th grade. It was very traumatizing watching it play over and over again.

Even elementary kids can be cruel, the jokes broke out shortly after.:

“How many people can you fit in a Honda Accord”? “Twelve! Two in the front, three in the back, and seven in the ashtray”.

I won’t repeat the rest of them.

I’m glad we don’t have any new jokes today. Artemis II, Godspeed.

[Polymer Goo @AgentFrill]

@TastyUK I mean, I’ll just buy Coke. It’s way easier.

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@SteveLovesAmmo We still have them show up around June in Southwest Virginia, but there just aren’t as many as I remember seeing as a kid

[Polymer Goo @AgentFrill]

@sciencegirl

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Do average Americans understand just how much GWOT veterans hate Iran?

Do average Americans understand that basically every GWOT veteran knows comrades in arms who were killed or maimed by Iran?

Do average Americans understand that while GWOT veterans hate the idea of useless, endless wars, that most also support a rapid takedown of the Iranian regime that murdered their friends so long as the fight is led by decisive leaders who will allow us to win?

Do average Americans understand any of this?

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@arsalannaamdar 🇺🇸 🇮🇷

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@AppalachianPro1 Rock Springs Rd about to hit Ft Henry?

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@Devan_Kaney This is why they don’t.

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@CemetaryBby Ever had a yawn you couldn’t stop? Same vibe, different department.

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@Mubarak_mubious 24hr Walmarts

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@BalogunAbass12 God is great

[Clayton Bigsby @KCCOreo13]

Sound team at the Rose parade has to be getting grilled by his bosses after that Capital Cities performance.