ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus

Sherrif at the Durum Police Department. I often do paid work traveling and looking into cases around the globe.

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

❝ 𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘂𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝘂𝘁𝘆.

‘‘ Now tell me. what kind of case is it this time? Don't tell me i'm tracking down another coven.

‘‘ ...I am, aren't I.

#PARODYTWT , #NIGHTWITHTIMBER

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

@Twimbei @saccharinehusky ‘‘ Well, yeah. But Twigs doesn't have a cauldron, do they, Timber?

[又 @pomeranian_bott]

猫和老鼠
#deltaruneㅤㅤㅤ
#deltarune

[۟ @chromegradienty]

Im already so sick of you

[Leepy zeepy of yumetwt 💖💜💙 @PaulBoyer154767]

@TheBrickson_ Anyone who thinks they can fix him is delusional, he’s too far gone. Anyway, how would senbei react to what I just said.

[Leepy zeepy of yumetwt 💖💜💙 @PaulBoyer154767]

@TheBrickson_ Worst part, that’s all actual malice, I hate that fictional rabbit FUCKING BITCH that much for every crime he’s done, especially to my husband Timber, if he was real I would do absolutely indescribable torture to him, WHY IS HE LIKE THIS, HE NEVER GETS BETTER.

[Leepy zeepy of yumetwt 💖💜💙 @PaulBoyer154767]

@TheBrickson_ https://t.co/wpHVyooqHM check this tumblr account out senbei for no reason in particular. (If you dont though, ill spell it out for you IF YOU LAY A SINGULAR FINGER ON TIMBER I WILL KILL YOU, I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOU GET CRUCIFIED SENBEI I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.)

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

@TheBrickson_ ‘‘ Don't.

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

‘‘ The amount of criminals on this app doubles on the daily, pfft.

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

@TheBrickson_ ‘‘ Christ dude, now you think im LYING about you? It's insane how stuck inside your own head you are. I shouldn't have to take this from you on Twitter, I deal with you enough.

‘‘ Maybe if you really wanted to catch Timber and become a "hero," you would listen to the cop more.

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

@TheBrickson_ ‘‘ Despite my posts being public, it seems you dont read them. Interesting!

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

‘‘ One more collar and I'll go mad. There's no way a man can be so delusional to believe that the same plan is going to work 3 times.

‘‘ Its gone past the point of borderline obsession. He doesn't want to catch a wolf at this point, he just wants to make out with Timber.

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

// IM SO SCARED OHMYGODDD IDK HOW TO START THINGS LIKE THIS

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

NOTES :

⛓️- Admin uses they/them

⛓️- Ships are ok as long as it isnt some crazy proship, dm me first

⛓️- This is my first time in a while doing parodytwt again, especially this specific kind, so be patient with me!

⛓️- // <--- ooc

[ᛝ Agt. Osmanthus @AgentOsmanthus]

❝ 𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘂𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝘂𝘁𝘆.

‘‘ Now tell me. what kind of case is it this time? Don't tell me i'm tracking down another coven.

‘‘ ...I am, aren't I.

#PARODYTWT , #NIGHTWITHTIMBER