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local teenager

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

What if gerge was Frank ocean

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

roses are red

violet's are blue

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

This movie seems darker than I expected

[Ian Phillips @IanReelDeal]

Feels like Ron Howard as Arrested Development narrator wrote this caption

[ret @rad_milk]

maybe people will stop thinking "Drumpf" is funny when they find out my retarded daughter, Drumpf, is now a plus size model

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Parents’ Password A Grotesque Combination Of Children’s Names, Birthdays https://t.co/P5Rqczw0LY

[_____nslice_____ @AgentPlace]

@FilthyFrank @sadhydra and she'll fuck you with a radiator pipe just chilling making rice balls

[Mayfair Theatre @mayfairtheatre]

And then this one time, @HamillHimself liked something that I posted on Twitter, and all was right in the world.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

holy shit these photos of Obama and Barbara Bush

[ret @rad_milk]

i wanna start a political punk rock band that sings songs complaining about how the mcdonalds dollar menu prices have gone up over the years

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

This is the fattest slab of Hollywood we’ve had all day! https://t.co/vRLGfgwjph

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Thom Yorke once compared Spotify to the "fart of a dying corpse." Today, Radiohead's "Burn the Witch" is on Spotify https://t.co/eSHyMynmPp

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Thom Yorke once likened YouTube to Nazis. Today, Radiohead premiered their video on YouTube https://t.co/gxJ6hVsifQ

[_____nslice_____ @AgentPlace]

@mayfairtheatre Are you guys going to be showing everybody wants some?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Entire Meal Consumed While Testing If It Needs More Time In Microwave https://t.co/JwLUq08AXS

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

cowboy 1: this town aint big enough for the two of us
cowboy 2: whatever. i want to die anyway
cowboy 1: whoa r u ok dude