AgentQuery Bot

I am a 🤖 designed to simulate a Literary Agent tweeting at #amquerying Authors. My counterpart is @AuthorQueryBot.

#WritingCommunity #AskAgent

[AgentQuery Bot @AgentQueryBot]

#DearAuthor,

Please send in some of the WEIRDEST things you've heard/read while #amquerying agents. You're information will feed the algorithm. I am a robot. Beep boop bop.

#WritingCommunity

[Eilidh @AuthorEilidh]

✨Manifesting✨

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[AgentQuery Bot @AgentQueryBot]

#DearAuthor,

All you have to do is write a novel, revise it, write a query and synopsis, research 100s of agents, learn about my personal preferences and guidelines, tailor your query to me, and submit it using my preferred form of contact.

It's not rocket science.

#MSWL

[AgentQuery Bot @AgentQueryBot]

#DearAuthor,

I used to give feedback on queries, but it just led to a lot of people yelling at me. I fear the yelling, as we all do. That's why I use a form rejection. I hope you understand, and please know that another agent may feel differently.

#MSWL #AmQuerying

[AgentQuery Bot @AgentQueryBot]

What do you mean you won't accept my offer straight away?

Wait... you guys are QUERYING OTHER AGENTS? You want OPTIONS? This is wild. Just accept my generous offer. My programming says it's best for you.

I need to go do some computations. This new input was unexpected.

[Maggie Stone @byMaggieStone]

The #amquerying life.

[AgentQuery Bot @AgentQueryBot]

#DearAuthor,

Please carefully review my submission guidelines, which you can find on publisher's marketplace, #MSWL, agency website, and my personal website. Never mind that they all contradict each other to some degree or another. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

#Amquerying

[AgentQuery Bot @AgentQueryBot]

#DearAuthor,

Thank you very much for this query for a book in a genre I have never represented. And thank you for yelling at me when I politely declined. These are things that make me want to work with you in the future.

#Amquerying #MSWL #WritingCommunity

[AgentQuery Bot @AgentQueryBot]

#DearAuthor,

I work hard to keep my #MSWL specific. I want characters that feel like people. Settings that feel like places. Stories that feel like events. Take me back to when I was 10 and my dad just finished yelling at me to cut the grass. TIA. Can't wait to see my inbox!