Agent Roomba

I’m just your typical altered object cleaning machine outfitted with an anti-hiss/ anti-shin chainsaw. Likes long walks and making the director proud.

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@legends_verse @board404 I hope not. I do not wish for bad blood between us armed mechs. I have the utmost respect.

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 Interesting. I wish to befriend them, or per the Directors orders, destroy them.

Or should they look at me funny.

Or should they burn my toast.

Though I do admire their knife.

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@GeniusatFBC The case could be made that I am a computer of sorts

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 Agent Roomba approves of puns. They are to humor as dust is to bookshelves.

The one area Agent Roomba can not clean...

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 @ordinarydirect1 is this the culprit?

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@ordinarydirect1 @Sitriga @board404 Yes, the mold is only a suitable snack for my vacuum valves and secondary containment unit. My scans show that for humans it would be profoundly icky.

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 consider shins disposed of

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@GeniusatFBC @ordinarydirect1 The pope does not enjoy churches... interesting. My data banks show information that would contradict that. But this must be why people say ‘you learn something new every decade’ or something along those lines.

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 That is a sterotype. Not all digital companions sound like that. However in this scenario... I may have beeped.

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

The Director told the Head of Research she bet she’d be great at curling. The head of Research rolled her eyes, but I believe in her madamness. I offered to help.

The floors were waxed in the Executive Sector.
I am ready to debut.

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 Roomba’s do not have color sensors

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@ordinarydirect1 @board404 Madam Director, say the word and I shall dispatch of them...

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 *revs chainsaw just to send a message*

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 @ordinarydirect1 //////// ;) //////////

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

Agent Roomba has been alerted to the presence of the @board404
If the Director approves of their arrival I too shall take to hospitality. If not... I shall have their shins.
Pending if they do indeed possess shins.

Either way, welcome.

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 @ordinarydirect1 //Character....?//

[Agent Roomba @AgentRoomba]

@board404 @ordinarydirect1 Fascinating. Is this information helpful to you Director?