agent trashfire

When will I ever use this?!

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[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[eliza (tv) @allwalshedout]

RIP Tim Curry i’ve been saying ‘this car makes me want to WEEP and then DIE’ since psych in 2007 and i will keep saying it for another 50 years

[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

this update is trash

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

If Kendall Roy was in New York right now, he’d be telling Jess “get the best air quality guy in the world on the phone in five fucking minutes.”

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

Video Game Company discontinues their popular product, the Video Game.

[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

@JDabknee one of the worst parts of being a queer woman tbh I'd much rather go to the lesbian version of pervert cum island

[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

the thing about licc'em low lisa that I was not prepared for is how incredibly long it is

[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

@TerribleMaps correction for you, it's cincinnati-style chili, skyline is just one specific chain (the worst one in my opinion tho so yeah sure they can be the 'weirdest')

[Suzanne @tendermiasma]

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art, subscribestar, itchio)

TELL THEM you don't want to be told how to spend your money

https://t.co/OfWHBg3dDP

[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

@shes_the_worst @moorehn cereal prices have been insane for years, I don't even remember the last time I bought a box (and it sucks! I love cereal!)

[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

if you want to play (or return to playing) PtN, pls use my code! 🙏

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[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

@sinist3rgore Oddity

[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

@TeamYouTube @infolibnews stop making your service worse

[ً @vantaeprod]

not now sweetie mommy is watching jujutsu kaisen season 3

[agent trashfire @AgentSapphire]

@MangaAlerts Happy New Year!

[MangaAlerts #DHWU🐴 @MangaAlerts]

🎉Follower Friday Giveaway🎉

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[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: I Tried on a Mood Ring and It Screamed and Screamed and Screamed: https://t.co/BodUeGQI8y