Agent Smith

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

Smart business owners would realize these signs (if real) would only hurt their employees. No one (absolutely fucking no one!!!) would read that and think, “I really need to give someone 40% of my tab.” They would likely get sub 20% and that’s if someone even decided to come in.

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@Eman5695 Okay, math obviously isn’t your thing. Just drop the link to your OF then.

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

Seriously @Wendys ? $12 for a small sandwich and a drink? $3.19 for medium drink! What is the unit cost for a straw? Maybe $0.01? Same for a lid probably. Maybe $0.02 for a cup and I’ll go wildly high and say $0.10 for the soda. Add in a few more cents for electricity for the soda machine and ice maker. Bottom line, I’d bet the cost to you for a medium soda is no more than a quarter, yet you charge $3.19, an 1176% mark up! I understand turning a profit, but damn!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

Would black people on the jury helped? Why? Because they would have voted him innocent because of a shared skin color and ignore his actions? Like, “Let’s ignore his stone cold killer actions and say he’s innocent because he’s a young black man?” If that’s your take, you’re fucked in the head!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@TrumpsHurricane

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@Kingfisherh22 @KhanSaba1278 Totally agree. The $9 tip is absolutely asinine! And tip calculation does need a revamp!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

I’d agree that the standards are different, for sure. A waitress in a 5 star needs to be able to explain the particular aspects of often complex menu items that change often (with seasonal ingredients). A diner waitress will describe the same meatloaf special for a decade and it won’t change.

I still don’t think it justifies paying 20%+ on tabs that are artificially inflated because the restaurant marks up the wine 500%. I’ve seen restaurants charge $550 for a regular bottle of Caymus cab (not a speciality edition) when you can buy it at the liquor store for $80 (587% markup).

But your overall point is well made!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

Possibly. It always seems like it’s a committee in a 5- star place. One person brings the water, another brings the bread, the waitress actually takes the order and answers menu questions, the sommelier brings the wine, someone from the kitchen brings out the appetizers and mains, etc. There is less complexity in a diner, but the waitress there does everything! There’s not six people waiting on the table.

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@Jassmini2 Consider yourself “corrected”.

Now mind your damn business!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@andrewilliamsus

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@itsrosesm All that virtue signaling and he’s still a virgin!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@GrindCulture_ Listened on mute and I still think she should go viral

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@its_The_Dr They have my support to use real canons!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@ImMeme0 You know white boys in Texas are strapped, right? Yeah, so come swing on some and see what happens. Who knows, maybe your family can raise $600k+ while standing over your dead body!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@messedupfoods For 40% i better get to raw dog you and then you make me breakfast the next morning before I leave eating your kid’s fruit rollup and forget the whole experience

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@_ReeMiddleChild He’s going to do some dumb shit when in jail (probably kill again) and that will put him over for life. He won’t see the outside again and society will be better off!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@MrMfxnPettyDAME OMG!! You’re such a hero! 🙄🙄

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@prmade313raised Most of them are you posting work out videos of yourself your attention-digging whore! Way to exploit your own people for clicks!

[Agent Smith @AgentSmith19871]

@BraveSoulsSpace You successfully blocked a hose. Good job!