Mr. Smith

I tweet what I like.

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

He's either the shooter or the getaway driver

[Kanival Kanival 👯🏽‍♂️ @mistahshock]

Might be the shooter at this point 🤔

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@MrRogerDodger If I'm on that blue line then that center lane is mine. Do not dare try to cut me off when there's a whole 200M of road to merge/merge switch lanes.

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@kainelll45856 @MrRogerDodger Facts. Alot of people know better but will do shit just because "everyone else does it"

[The Genesis @oboofafrica]

During practice, Álex Márquez pulled off one of the craziest moments on the track 😳🏍️🔥

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@catsfive @AJamesMcCarthy "I don't mean to complain..." proceeds to complain. I'm sure you took more than 7 seconds to type your complaint. I guess you want that time back as well?

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@GsIdiots69 @EddieEaglez @LeahRain77 Savage behaviour? Did you even read the previous comment before spewing your racist shit?

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

Breaking news: A Ford dealership in Kansas can't release a sold F-250 because a robin moved in first.

An employee at the dealership located outside Kansas City noticed a robin building a nest on the tire of a brand new F-250 that was already sold. The robin laid four eggs and successfully hatched them.

The truck is now stuck on the lot until the chicks fledge, because the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to disturb an active nest of any native bird in the United States.

The buyer has been a good sport. The dealership called it the only F-250 in America currently protected under federal law.

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@nandixnegasi You probably know this already but you're simply amazing.

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@freespirit72 @NadineBlackDog @TheCleanCarClub That requires talent and coordination. Given the situation I think the driver is missing 1 or the other

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@F1 Hamilton admitted sometime later that when he eventually spoke with Nicki Lauda about the incident he realised his mistake was trying to overtake on the right. Rosberg was leading and had a right to defend. Lauda blamed Hamilton for taking out both cars.

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

Maybe someday this could be Barbados

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly."

The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal.

When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience."

Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable.

When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates.

I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped.

The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault."

I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology."

Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident.

Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize."

I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time."

They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again."

I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes.

© 6IX.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I first met Clark Reynolds when he was just three years old at our Black History Month reception at the White House.

Over the last ten years, it's been wonderful getting updates about his life through his letters. Check out how he’s doing now:

[Miller Grand Prix 🏁🇺🇸 @MadillacF1]

@MotoGP @marcmarquez93 Every time I see a MotoGP clip it’s always one of three things

1. Marc Marquez takes pole by 1 second
2. Marc Marquez wins race by 60 seconds
3. Marc Marquez sends himself full speed into the barriers

And somehow it all happens in the same race weekend

[Petty Crocker @SimSim_SalaBim]

Ppl never realize when they’re not showing up for me.. Just when I’m not showing up for them.

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

Adidas. Enough said.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Nike spent ten years trying to break the 2-hour marathon. They named a project after it. They built special shoes. They paid the greatest marathoner alive to chase it. Yesterday, a Kenyan runner finally did it in 1:59:30, wearing Adidas.

Sabastian Sawe used to be a pacemaker. A pacemaker is the kind of runner you hire to set the speed for the first few miles of a race and then drop out before the finish. In January 2022, Sawe got booked to do exactly that at a half-marathon in Spain. He'd never raced more than three miles in his life. He stayed in for the full 13 and won the whole thing. Adidas signed him not long after. Four years later, he became the first human ever to run an official marathon under 2 hours.

Nike, meanwhile, started this whole project in 2016 with a public goal called "Breaking2." They paid for the shoes, the pacemakers, the science labs, and Eliud Kipchoge himself. Kipchoge ran 1:59:40 in Vienna in 2019, but the event was a closed-course exhibition with rotating pacemakers and a pace car projecting a green laser line onto the road. The sport's governing body never recognized it as a real race. It didn't count.

Then Nike's running business cratered. Digital sales fell 26% in one quarter. Their share of footwear sold at Dick's Sporting Goods went from 39% to 32% in five months. On Running grew from $330 million to $1.8 billion between 2020 and 2025. Hoka nearly quadrupled. Roger Federer left Nike for On. Nike's board fired the CEO in October 2024.

Adidas spent the same period building a better shoe. The new Adizero Adios Pro Evo 3 took three years to develop. It weighs 97 grams, about 3.4 ounces, lighter than a deck of cards. A Wall Street Journal-cited study found that wearing a shoe 3.5 ounces lighter saves a runner around 57 seconds across a marathon. Sawe beat the third-place finisher by 58 seconds.

Adidas also did something Nike never did for Kipchoge. They wrote a $50,000 check to the official anti-doping body for track and field, asking it to test Sawe more aggressively than any other runner alive. He got tested 25 times in the two months before last year's Berlin Marathon, and Adidas signed up to fund this for the length of his contract. The logic: the moment Sawe ran a marathon this fast, the world was going to ask if he cheated, especially after his countrywoman Ruth Chepngetich got a 3-year doping ban in 2025. Adidas got out ahead of it.

The shoe retails at $500 and is barely available. Adidas's Adizero shoes won half of all major marathon races in 2024. Yesterday in London, four of the top five finishers wore the same Adidas shoe. Yomif Kejelcha crossed the line 11 seconds after Sawe and also broke 2 hours. The top three runners all beat the previous world record.

Nike's only response was an Instagram post. Three sentences long: "The clock has been reset. There is no finish line." That was their entire public reaction to losing a 10-year moonshot to their biggest rival.

[Kanival Kanival 👯🏽‍♂️ @mistahshock]

Abolish Zrs

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@nandixnegasi Told my grandmother I was gonna bring her some wedding cake later. My dad called me back an hour later 🥺

[Mr. Smith @AgentSmith357]

@Sharleen_Browne That's because the American (negative) influence is getting stronger in the Caribbean. It's only Americans that drop the u.

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Little Black girl taps into her magic /& guides a seal into performing tricks for her! 🐬🤣