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@KatieMiller

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One would think that after a two hour departure delay in an air conditionless plane that @aairwaves would offer everyone a free drink - but nope. The pilot didn’t show up for work so they let us sit, then deplaned us, put us back on and made us sit some more. #lame

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@0TulsiGabbardRV Ranked top 3 by whom? Sycophants, brown nosers and Insurrectionists?

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@JDVance Nice try, JD Sycophant. Oh, what's that I hear? The couch cushion is calling your name.

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@SecWar Little Peter - you are such a sad, pathetic, dumb ass.

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@TulsiGabbardRVQ rapist

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@WhiteHouse You're a child. Four year olds have more sophistication.

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@romadaravi You are an embarrassment to the arts.

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@romadaravi @FoxNews @tracegallagher @spencerpratt sycophant

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@laurenboebert Back to your seat, bobblehead. Intermission for Beetlejuice is over.

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@realDonaldTrump Ahh, there you are, asshole, Dumbfuck Donald Doofus. We figured you couldn't stay off of twitter too long. We have 975 days before you're finally out of office. It cannot end soon enough.

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@StephenM And if you were to endorse someone, you little brown shirt, it would be akin to being endorsed by Himmler. So - your point is?

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@SecWar Poor, sad, idiot Petey.

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@ksorbs Sorbo - just keep posting. There are a few people out there that don't yet know you're a total idiot.

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@elonmusk Wow - Elon - maybe back off on the drugs just a tiny bit you idiot, dumbshit, fuckhead.

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@WhiteHouse And Dumb Shit Donald hits all time low in approval ratings. Hah!

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@SecWar Oh, little Pete, you wanna-be Brown Shirt - go fuck yourself.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Hey Donnie Dumbass Junior - you suck at math, just like your rapist father. Crawl back under your rock.

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@RepSaraJacobs Hegseth - what a douche.

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@WhiteHouse Oh, sad, sad Doofus Donald - fuck off already. Clearly you did not listen to what Charles said - nor would have comprehended it if you had listened. Go back to the golf course, asshole.