Agent Tequila. | parody.

❝Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.❞ ─ I just want you to be happy, @OneEyedDame.. and naked. [#Kingsman | Roleplay | AU]

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

❝Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.❞

─ Statesman
─ #AU because the movie hasn't released yet, duh
─ Would love to RP!

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

Dramatic gasp.

"How dare you!"

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

"I thought he died too..."

Can't stop. Won't stop.

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

"By dad Champ!"

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

"Resurrected? By who?"

Still joking—

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

He laughed at the comment. "Weeeell... I got resurrected!"

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

Deadpan stare.

"Thought you were dead, bro."

He's clearly joking—

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

"Yes, Tequila!!"

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

"W-woah!! Tequila?!?!"

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

Jumps and lands in front of @AgentMerIot.

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

Dramatically rolls in~

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

@stingingsecrets •| she has this unique vibe that i remembered her 😄

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

@stingingsecrets

•| where did i know her help i think i saw her in a movie but i forgot

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

@stingingsecrets •| oh just IMDBed her, i saw her from Holidate i think

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

Great.
And don't worry, after seeing Tequila's son, Nemmy will forget his asshole boyfriend.

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

Sounds perfect!
Saturday is a great day, and he can't wait! That sounds amazing; he always enjoys trying different kinds of food.

See him then!

*And now he has to figure out whether Nemmy will bring Justin along with him or not.*

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

@TheNewGawaine "You don't talk much, do you?" Tequila watched her moving.

"Anyway, do you have any snacks around here?"

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

How about this Saturday?
My family will be happy to know we're having dinner together.
It can be potluck.
I can bring some meals and then we will enjoy it together.

...

Yes!

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

~ you! My husband made his in a lab. [Snorts-laughs]

Oh! Neat. Twins are nice.

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

@TheNewGawaine Inside the meeting room, Tequila casually plopped down on one of the chairs, making himself comfortable there.

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

Maybe I'll just take the kids to visit your family house for dinner so they can get to know each other? Who knows if it would work?

Naaah the cheating theory is failed.
I know they're my sons.
I /made/ them.

Fraternal twins.

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

I've tried again and again and again...

He just won't budge.

🤔

But what if.

I mean, that explains why their kids are so goddang beautiful...

Oh? A twin? Like fraternal or identical?

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

@TheNewGawaine "Exactly." Tequila only grinned and ignored how she rolled her eyes a lot.

Stepped out with her, he looked around studying everything.

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

@TheNewGawaine "Oh don't hold onto your vibe too tight. It's good to have other vibe too!"

He tapped his shoes against the floor, annoyingly.

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

Try again!

GASP.
G A S P S.
NO WAY!!

Yes.
Javier's twin, Jeremy.

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

I've tried. He won't budge.

Very true.
Perhaps their spouses have been cheating on each other...

He's kidding, but does Tequila have any other kids?

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

Well tell him to break up or something?

Yes, yes, could be.
Oh no they can't get together, then.
That would be incest.

[Lucas Marinelli-Wallace @AgentMerIot]

I don't know. Nemmy loves him too much, I think.

And that's a possibility. I mean... they both sound the same! And they kind of look like each other, too.

[Agent Tequila. | parody. @AgentTequila]

@TheNewGawaine "Right? You should just absorb his vibe a little, don't be so seriou--whoaa!" Tequila got surprised when suddenly the room turned into such an elevator.

"How far this thing can go down?"