✞ 𝓢𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓝 ✞

BE FREE📍
BE TRUE📍
BE YOU 📍

[✞ 𝓢𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓝 ✞ @Agent_Saman007]

Every version of you was necessary.
Even the ones you are ashamed of.

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖙𝖙 @EmmanuelJo94715]

Start saving for December.. avoid calling your age mates "Boss" just because of alcohol.😂😅🤣

[Galax @Galax_Gana]

A man kept telling his wife he was “working late” every Friday, Same excuse. Same serious face. Same tired voice.
One night, she decided to surprise him with food at the office.
She got there… lights off. Empty chairs. Security guard half asleep.

She asked, “Excuse me, is the marketing manager still upstairs?”
The guard looked confused and said,
“Madam… nobody works here on Fridays. We close by 4.”

She stood there holding his favorite meal like a scene from a movie.

She didn’t call him.
She didn’t text.
She just went home, sat in silence, and waited.

[CUTIE 🐉 @_Qt_coo]

A young man tried to take advantage of a girl; apparently, he wanted to touch her private parts without her consent, but what he didn't expect is that this young woman knew self-defense and left him unconscious on the ground.

[timi. 🦥 @algo8timi]

my biggest turn on is knowing that i'm turning you on

[Parker💧 @ParkerOlad]

calling someone back and they don't pick up is a wonderful feeling

[laFlare @ifw_Flare]

@Softnessa_ Sometimes strangers show more humanity in 2 minutes than some people do in a lifetime 🥺

[𝕽𝖎𝖆 @Riawya]

You have 15$ to build your jujutsu team.
Ft. Jujutsu Kaisen

[Jim @De_godfather07]

10 years of friendship losing to a 2-day-old rookie is crazy 💀

[👻 @lyleswontmiss]

I'm a leaver. I will LEAVE. Anything I don't like, I'm leaving. This goes for everything in life. I will literally walk away.

[𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓍𝓎 🎀 @luvblexy]

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FLIRTS I’VE EVER SEEN..

A few days ago I was sitting in a small cafe with my friend we was just drinking coffee and talking about random stuff when suddenly this super confident guy walked to a girl sitting alone near the window. Bro really thought he was in some romantic movie. He looked at her and said, are you Google? because you got everything I searching for. Me and my friend almost choked on our drinks and the girl just stared at him like wtf was that but this dude didnt stop. He sat down without asking and started telling her how he is different from other guys. Then he accidentally dropped his phone directly into her coffee . The whole cafe started laughing even the waiter couldnt hold it together lol. And the funniest thing, the girl actually laughed too. They started talking normally after that and like 30 minutes later they was still sitting together so maybe his cringe lines actually worked somehow. Till now I still think about that moment everytime someone try to flirt too hard.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

being a girl is confusing, some days you want a husband, other days you’re wondering why men even exist.

[Jade🏳️‍⚧️💖 @jade_wallace2]

Marijuana🌿 is safer than most of your groceries.

[• @yviestic]

Non-sexual turn on: we’re going on a short road trip and you secretly grabbed me a lil snack and I secretly grabbed *you* a lil snack and we sit in the car and giggle because we both grabbed the same snack to give each other and we have been married 18 years and I love you

[✟ 𝔹𝕃𝔼𝕊𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻 ✟🕳️🪐 @say_hey_to_bles]

not addicted to weed lol it's just nice to smoke when i wake up. and then like before i get in the shower. also before i eat and stuff. and then like if i'm going somewhere i'll smoke or if i'm watching something or playing a game. oh and then like it's nice before bed ya know

[R🍒 @dfwreina]

Can do anything for money except?

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

The tension between “I should behave” and “one more text won’t hurt” is killing me 😭

[TINO @Tinodontmiss]

Boxing match in school leads to dude getting knocked out! 😳

[✞ 𝓢𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓝 ✞ @Agent_Saman007]

@OGsDontFold “You rock my world”that’s his best for me

[༒ @NglLifesGood]

Do New age dealers smoke their weed as well?