Agent Tango

Agent of the DIA Following under President Dash's order's ERA (Enclave Reclamation Authority) PSN: taco11king25

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@Helmet_83 @President_Dash_ @sargewither76 @SRU_Lead @dr_hawthorne1 @Doc_pumpk1n Congratulations soldiers

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Agent Tango: I think that’s a… squirrel?
Doctor: Sir, that’s the letter E.

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As an April fools joke, we left this specimen awake. Well at least he was awake when we started… (pictures by @Helmet_83)

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At the DIA we take big strides to educate our members!

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@President_Dash_ @WAssaultron No one could have said it better Mr.President!

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@WAssaultron Although we have had our differences, I want to congratulate you on this monumental accomplishment!

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@TCrystonian Noted

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At the DIA our agents work tirelessly for the greater good.

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@TCrystonian That one is into some weird voodoo stuff

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@Helmet_83 @President_Dash_ Did I mention it’s FDA approved?

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Had a fun time visiting the baby masher, it’s amazing to see such a marvel of technology!

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@KillerBeastly Of course, the design is very humane!

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@TCrystonian This mechanical wonder supplies all the stimpacks we could ask for!

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@EnclaveAJones Humanitarian relief? I thought you were Enclave not a responder.

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It’s almost comical how they think they can rebuild civilization without our guidance.

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And the savages at The Crater playing with outdated radios and pillaging anything in their path. They’re as hopeless as the rest.

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@WAssaultron OOC: It annoys Agent Tango that robots like winter are more than just tools, and tries to convince himself that winter is defective.

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@MarkAMiller76 I assure you we’ve been restless at restoring order to the wasteland, we’ve just kept it from the public eye.

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@MarkAMiller76 Wooden walls and rickety scaffolding is primitive compared to the Enclaves plans for reclamation.

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@WAssaultron @TCrystonian Such delusional viewpoints of the president are easily dismissed by the fact they’re being spat out by a defective malfunctioning bot. Stop by the DIA and we’ll fix those pesky “opinions” in your code.