Valentine.

Special Operations Director, BSAA.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Chris still not answering his damn phone and I’m going murderous here.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Back in STARS we used to play these drinking games like truth or dare quite often, surprisingly in retrospect.

Even Wesker joined us every now and then.

Crazy days, I tell you.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Not if there aren’t any drinks involved

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Side note, mails from Barry go directly to spam. But shush. It’s a secret.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Shouldn’t check on social media, too old for this game.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Over sharing.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Why can’t I just move to the Maldives.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

European SpecOps Director wants Christopher’s head.

Tomorrow’s meeting’s going to be fun.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

BSAA’s motto.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

I joke, of course.

But I still appreciate the severely exaggerated compliment, mister.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Youngsters these days.

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Thanks for calling me old, by the way.

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Almost 23 years now, holy fuck. How are we not dead or retired yet.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

I’ve been tired since Raccoon so,

relatable.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

Ignoring your boss’ calls, not exactly a good idea.

Just saying.

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How awkward would it be if I fired Christopher for not answering his damn phone.

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Half my inbox is made of Claire’s memes.

@ Google: how to blacklist on Outlook.

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Shame as a recovering alcoholic I’m not allowed to drink because honestly, right about now, I’d murder for some cheap wine in one of our fancy plastic glasses.

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Four years and a promotion later, and this only got worse.

Aren’t we blessed.

[Valentine. @Agent_Valentine]

What you think you'll do when you join the BSAA vs What you really do

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Also, @WearyVeteran_ join me for dinner as soon as you’re available, I’ve got some good news.