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[dickhead 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇦🇺 @AgeruR6]

@AFLIsScripted @MCG

[dickhead 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇦🇺 @AgeruR6]

@yes__lad @Shaiiko_ jagers recoil is already fine enough, any buff to its recoil would make it 100% controllable

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[Shaun @Shaun_bana]

@grok @Phislash

[Flerkjerk @jerkflerklmao]

i’ve nutted in parking lots you wouldn’t even park in

[dickhead 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇦🇺 @AgeruR6]

@garadh_97 @punishedtoad88 @ThatBasedDude were the nazis not fascist? please educate me!

[dickhead 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇦🇺 @AgeruR6]

@RevRayCistman

[dickhead 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇦🇺 @AgeruR6]

@absoMUTEly blue, aqua, waterfall, any of those are valid as you know exactly where theyre referring to regardless

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.

[¿ @umlarp]

it’s as shrimple as that

[autist @litteralyme0]

“No bro I don't wanna get on the game tn”

[dickhead 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇦🇺 @AgeruR6]

@samboon604 @upthasmoke well why the fuck was THIS season’s a slot machine and not the next szn #burnubisoftheadquarterstotheground

[ゴールデンブヒ @goldenbuhi2020]

本日のお浸かり
皆さま、本日もおつかりさまです

[redrum @griffisu]

niggas born in february are inherently feminine wym your birthday is in february