Linzi

Baker, marketer, founder of British Baking Box @BBB_bakingBox

[Linzi @Aggneww]

If someone makes you feel like you don't deserve your place in the world, tbh just kill them, have their spot instead

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Brighton and Hove news is constantly about drivers finding places to park for free as if the drivers are the worst, have they considered just you know, charging less??? @brighton

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Just finished JoJo Moyes Me Before You and I want to know if I will ever stop crying again

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Here I am again asking @Google to make a charging stand for my phone, watch and headphones (but also to fix the wireless charging bug)

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Pretty please @Google

[Linzi @Aggneww]

A man in his late 30's has just told me that most women don't do anything to their eyebrows... Eg no waxing, plucking, threading, tinting, microblading etc.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I've seen folks tweet that if Jonah Hill wanted a gf who didn't post bathing suit pictures or have guy friends he shouldn't have dated a surfer.

But here's the thing: Emotionally abusive & controlling men don't want 'submissive' women, they want to take strong women down a peg

[Linzi @Aggneww]

The only feature the Pixel needs is the assistant to be able to play voice notes on Whatsapp

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The healthiest person in a family is usually labeled as difficult. It’s no longer easy to manipulate them.

[Linzi @Aggneww]

East Sussex fucking love a road closure with absolutely no warning

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Went to a party last night and the host had a gun with the champagne glasses, have I been transported to America without my knowledge

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Well, my car TURNED OFF WHILE I WAS DRIVING ON THE A27 did I manifest this new dangerous feature

[Linzi @Aggneww]

I always have dreams that my car turns off while I'm driving and wake up sweating

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Why do so many men in 2023 have the emotional intelligence of a rusty spoon

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Public safety announcement: file your tax return

[Linzi @Aggneww]

We should do this in the UK with credit scores. I don't care if you don't earn much, but I do care if you've got a stifling gambling habit and 60k in debt

[gaut @0xgaut]

Hinge but you can see their net worth

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

I’m actually angry laughing, because of all the solutions the government could have come up with to increase birth rates, they’ve gone with raising the retirement age? Where’s the correlation

[Linzi @Aggneww]

This is about parents but it goes for everyone.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

4. The space they have in your adult life is for you to decide.

[Linzi @Aggneww]

No one can afford to have children buddy maybe you wanna look at why.

[Linzi @Aggneww]

@simonharris_mbd I could play chess in my mind too, because if I got a move wrong I'd just undo it??

[Linzi @Aggneww]

Wore a blue suit today, got told I looked like a Tory member... Only thing worse would be assuming I'm a Chelsea supporter

[Linzi @Aggneww]

@ETWriteHome Austin's idea of vegetarian was a raw sweet potato apparently