Active Aggressive BS

Shit Actively Aggressive People Say. Inspired by @PassiveBS

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

I know you have some in the back, the website says so

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

I don't know how else to tell you this. I'm just fucking tired of you. You can't bring her back for me, and you certainly can't replace her.

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

Jesus Christ!

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No!

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It's not MY fault you have bad taste!

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

Because, Dad, it's a made-up holiday, and you don't need another pair of sunglasses

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

Well you aren't MY best friend

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

We still LOVE you, we just don't LIKE each OTHER any more, pumpkin. Yes. Nope. No. Well, love is a complicated thing, sweetie. Definitely no

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

Honey I... I can't, couldn't you just ask your teacher to give you a ride home? No? What do you mean, no? Then you're going to have to wait.

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

STOP!

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

You make me want to puke

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

No

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Of course I want to see Wreck-It Ralph, I just don't want to see it with you

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

I wasn't going to say anything, but I don't think you're supposed to eat that many

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

Who died and made YOU Head Co-Vice President of the Sheltered Shrubs High School fashion club, MICHELLE?

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

Would you PLEASE just let me work

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Stop bugging me about that

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

Maybe you should try growing up first

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How is this my fault

[Active Aggressive BS @AggressiveBS]

At least my best friend isn't dead