Theresa

I do the numbers (and find solutions)....also wrestle snakes, climb mountains, and kayak. You know, outdoorsy stuff.

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@ImCConner

[Central Michigan U. @CMUniversity]

Leaders are made long before game day. They’re made in practice and through experience. That’s why our grads are on the field and behind the scenes today. That’s what we do. Do you have what it takes? https://t.co/1UOjkEzYuN

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@Nigelmarven Glad to hear you're on the mend. Happy new year and hope this next year is full of adventures 🙂

[Central Michigan U. @CMUniversity]

While we don’t know what will happen, we know what we can do. We’re doing it right now by adding need-based aid, freezing tuition, offering flexible deferment options and more. We are here for you.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

At the end of all this, let’s try to remember that the geniuses who told us not to worry about coronavirus are the same geniuses telling us not to worry about #climatechange

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@jackbradley2112 @torbenliebrecht @MarkTaraMusic It was probably just a photo of someone losing a bet that happened to go viral and look at where we are now. April fool's 😂

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

Today my coworker came running in shouting get the bad guy wearing goggles and Spidey pajamas. Also my coworker is 3 😉 #WorkFromHome #SocialDistancing

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@torbenliebrecht @jackbradley2112 @MarkTaraMusic I've heard it started in Australia. We panic buy bread and water every time there is even a hint of a storm and they buy tp 🤷‍♀️

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@HamillHimself Everyone: Aww
Mom's: Aww
Also Mom's:

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

I'm, I'm not really sure how to feel about this #roachvalentine @BronxZoo
https://t.co/EbpnmBWWoF

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@ImCConner @SimoneMissick @LelaLoren @torbenliebrecht @ReneeGoldsberry @WillYunLee @dinashihabi @netflix Can't wait! :)

[Central Michigan U. @CMUniversity]

What did #LifeAtCentral look like in 2019? We pulled the most popular photos from CMU’s social media into one gallery. View it here: https://t.co/cCmllQdLqi

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@jasonsfolly 😢 I'll just take comfort in knowing it wasn't cancelled in another dimension.#oa #netflix

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

I could get fired for failing a drug test for marijuana even in a state where it's legal.

The president gets to stay the president even when he admits that he wouldn't alert the FBI that a foreign government is interfering in our elections.

Seems fair.

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@Misnomer Oh, oh no @HamillHimself I might be in trouble. *Waves hand* "this is not the fight you are looking for. #jedimindtrick

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

I think we're winning at this parenting thing. Pearl Jam songs are the perfect lullabies and everyone sings @alyankovic music to get their toddler to eat 🤷

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

I see what you did there @netflix 😉 "what, like in the upside down". #oa #StrangerThings

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

Netflix: are you still watching the #oa ? Me: Yes damnit I'm clearly not going to sleep #cantstop @jasonsfolly

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

@eliroth @Polygon And it is forever burned into my brain

[Theresa @Agkvipergrl]

Cannot wait for the 21st! I mean, how often does one get to say "Super Blood Wolf Moon" #superbloodwolfmoon @IFLScience https://t.co/v84r14PGVZ