Agnes Carlowicz

Literary Agent | Ballroom dancing | saving puppies | Vegetarian with a cheeseburger wallet (she/her)

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[Persephonē @steviaplath]

y’all don’t understand… he did that to that grave in saltburn just like Heathcliff threw himself on Cathy’s grave in Wuthering Heights

[JSTOR @JSTOR]

Please stay hydrated!

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

@shayla__love @GuardianUS @waouwwaouw congrats!!! So stoked to read 🥳

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

@Macattack11 Mack I’ve been doing this for a week on eBay

[Mackenzie Meeks @Macattack11]

oh yes I will be making SOUP this week

[#QueerPit @QueerPitContest]

Thank you all for the incredible #PreQueerPit advice so far today! 🙏 ❤️

We have two FINAL announcements before the fun begins tomorrow! 👇

1) Updated diversity hashtags list below! New additions are in green.

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

Happy #Queerpit day! If I ❤️ your tweet, please send your query, first 50 pages, & pitch to [email protected]

[#QueerPit @QueerPitContest]

Some of our fabulous agent names & agencies didn't look quite right, so please see below for the revised list...

Thank you to our eagle-eyed pros for catching these typos ❤️

Please refer back to this updated version for our SIXTY industry participants

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

The air in NYC is giving climate change

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Don’t work so hard, go for walks, do exercises, do whatever you like, but don’t do any work outside the office. I will employ you for your off-duty hours, and send you a salary, as much and as often as you like. I confirm this with my signature:
Franz

Franz Kafka, 1914.

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

@seandoherty Omg that’s homophobic

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

@steviaplath Tbt Beezing in 2007

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

@steviaplath yessssss chef

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

“Patients”

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

i'm just going to say it: the editor of Everything Everywhere All at Once is too hot.

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

@seandoherty Imagine seeing that commercial 20 years ago

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

@steviaplath I do not know and I am not questioning it and I am not sorry kthxbai

[Myles @MylesEhrlich]

Brittney Griner at the Super Bowl 🥹

[Agnes Carlowicz @AgnesCarlowicz]

Ok that @Tubi commercial had me thinking my TV was literally possessed #SuperBowl