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I am going fucking crazy everything about Oregon is making me mad right now I'm so upset and it's not stopping

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I'm feeling the most homesick I've ever felt and I don't even want to be in socal but I have also never wanted anything more in my life and I am literally struggling to function and having impulsive thoughts of just driving home right now and I haven't stopped crying in 5 days

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@8etafish @whatsavole D:

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Rip Victor arcane u would have loved The Zone in Annihilation

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@NEFARIOUSGRRL I only know because they're 1 of 2 drive thrus in town. And they were incredibly outspoken about Big Cheese It. Very proud of their creation. This will be different from your experience. In the food capital of the West Coast

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Unrivaled innovation. Big Cheese it ®

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She doesn't play she just looks with them big ole eyes 👁️👁️ until it moves around too much. Then she scrambles into hiding

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It's also way less intense than expected. Very sweet. Mostly tastes like it will rot your teeth and somehow it's actually dehydrating you. Don't recommend but it's a very gentle and confused no

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Found blue drink at grocery store. Comes in nondescript gallon jug. Second ingredient high fructose corn syrup. Fourth ingredient apple juice. Less than 1 percent apple juice. 3 dollars.

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Tastes at once both indescribable and also exactly like mostly water, a lot of corn syrup, a lot of citric acid, and a little apple juice. Frankly doesn't even taste artificially flavored.Only thing it definitely isn't is berry

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I have the reaction time of an Amazon Alexa

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@NEFARIOUSGRRL Groceries in the car, didn't have time to find the tow number in the heat, wouldn't have gotten them out of there soon enough to help with the grocery situation anyway

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I wish my sister was here. She'd say "you're too pussy ass to yell at those guys? Idiot. Coward." And then she'd go yell at those guys

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@NEFARIOUSGRRL Some people parked in our spot right before I got back from the store and I was pretty sure they were the people cleaning another apartment

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Hillbilly Elegy is so funny, writing a book dripping with empathetic language where you’re ostensibly trying to get to the bottom of why everyone in your hometown including your mom is an unemployed drug addict but arriving at the conclusion “it’s because they’re lazy”

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Went into a gas station and when I came out there was already a whole ant trail across the roof of my car. Impressive

[Katie Chironis @kchironis]

was trying to get my 2yo to nap on vacation, so i offered her a cheddar square to nibble on and said “let’s lie down on our cot and read a book in the nice quiet darkness together.” since then she has been asking to “eat cheese in the darkness”

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Well I DON'T like the cut of his jib. It signifies that he's part of an enemy nation and we should sail away

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Blew bubbles in front of the cat and I can confirm we've got another thing she's terrified of

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Just found out jojos bizarre adventure is about mafia stuff? They're doing Mafia things? I thought it was about gay men wearing outfits