あまい 👽

♡02-10-18♡ be a nice fucking person

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Quirky people on the internet be like "haha, if you know me in real life, no you don't lol"

No but seriously if you know me in person, disrespectfully, get off my page.

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

My birthday is ruined, thanks work, I fucking hate you.

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Uuughhhh ate too much rotisserie chicken

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Everyone else: where the fuck is my vape
Me: where the fuck is my Mio

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Lamo I’m about to perform wisdom teeth extraction on myself because this fukcing sucks.

[Isa⚗️ @Hdodosos]

she wouldn’t have missed

[aru 🔬 @elfbotanist]

happy pride month

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Happy Pride you Homos 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Me: hi michis
My cat: mrrp

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Sometimes I forget that I am, in fact, pretty.

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

#MyXAnniversary Whoopie.

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Men are stinky stinky smelly gross

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

The owl made me Duo It @duolingo #Duolingo365

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

"You're too young to be in that much pain"
"Wow, thanks, I feel so much better"

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

*my sister telling me about a cute project her bf made her* just don't shake it because it's loose and it'll probably fall apart
Me: *shakes it* oh oop-

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

@game_lovers01 Game play doesn't look like thus AT ALL

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

Happy birthday Jenna! I hope Julen makes you some vegan red velvet cupcakes and you get to dunk on everyone today. Here's to being a ✨️37 year old ladyyyyy✨️

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

I hate wearing glasses

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

@PicturesFoIder There was one week every year where we would have a fight every day at lunch at what we call "goat hill". It got so bad that they just put caution tape around it and they had security stand there to stop any signs of fighting.

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean

[あまい 👽 @Agridulce_tho]

I'll never understand people who take phone calls in public bathrooms.