Vamos mi A&M

Beer connoisseur. Fan of Aggies, H-Town, Sevilla FC, Inter, Belgie Rode Duivels, Chiba Lotte, Blue Wahoos

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Libs in 2020 ratting out their neighbors for not wearing masks on their porch

[Yinzer G @yinzer_g]

What I've learned from World Cup travelers this week.

- Apparently the US is the only country with A/C
- Other countries don't use seasoning on their food
- You can only buy a gallon of milk in the USA
- You have to pay for a 2nd or 3rd pop at a restaurant outside of America. No free refills
- They love to party just like us and boy are they fun!
- Only we do flyovers before games
- America's spring is hotter than Europe's summer
-We have a lot to learn when it comes to soccer chants
- Ranch Dressing is a delicacy to be treasured
- Their media lies to them just like ours does to us

Can we keep em?

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

When my wife doesn’t listen to my advice and it goes poorly just like I said it would

[Robert McVol @vol_equalizer]

It was the Battle at Bristol. The largest attendance in CFB history at almost 157,000 passionate fans. Where else ya gonna find that. Alvin Karma shines as the Tennessee took home the W. Largest live audience, something the osu mind can’t comprehend. .

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Paraguay v Australia is the World Cup’s only group-stage match between a country with no coastline and a country with no land borders.

Paraguay is landlocked in the middle of South America. Australia is surrounded by ocean.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

IN JAPAN, LAZINESS IS CONSIDERED A DISEASE AND PEOPLE TREAT IT WITH THESE 7 METHODS:

1. KAIZEN — THE ONE-MINUTE RULE

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

“Im just gonna open this kitchen drawer”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Meatballs > Sushi

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Me when the Chick-fil-A employee forgets to say, “My pleasure.”

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

When someone with six boosters gets COVID

[ELITE MASCULINE @MasculineM7]

He just met women for the first time🤯

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Dads when anyone touches the thermostat

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

My mom when the pastor preached about disobedient children.

[College Transfer Portal @CollegeFBPortal]

Kirby Smart seeing a high school recruit with speeding ticket issues

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

Black (and to a lesser extent Latino) voters don’t fully realize yet that the Democrat Party has left them behind because they found a more loyal voting bloc: Foreigners.

Fewer demands. Fewer headaches. The foreigner is the ULTIMATE communist voter.

Minorities are yesterday.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Republicans decrying communist involvement in the Democrat party just looked the other way when this administration nationalized ownership of these private companies:
• Intel 10%
• MP Materials 15%
• Lithium Americas 5%
• Trilogy Metals 10%
• U.S. Steel “golden share”

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Italy left their World Cup dressing room absolutely spotless

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

A great day for our country!