Agustine the first

I could totally pull off being emperor

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

@J_M_Dawg_WHS I dunno. Religion seems kinda important

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

@J_M_Dawg_WHS It does feel great to have your people rally for you

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

@JaqquesPierre Just wait until they try to overthrow you

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

@JaqquesPierre Not only that but if you win you get land and riches.

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

@JaqquesPierre If you’re into writing why not check out my treaty de Cordoba. It’s actually not that bad

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

Dude. I literally just freed Mexico from spain. We should be buds not enemies. #makelovenotwar https://t.co/L4U1lJ2C4U

[Bernardo O’higgins @Bernardo_whs]

How about yes https://t.co/t4fvgfQPCH

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

I know the feeling @JoseDeSanMart18. Spain wasn't so happy about losing Mexico https://t.co/rkxVX4271D

[Jose De San Martin @JoseDeSanMart18]

Spin isn’t happy at all about how I switched to the Argentinian side after my allegiance. They must be jealous #SwitchingSidesMoment

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

At least my nickname belongs to one person. @s_imonbolivar @KingPedroI1 #ElLibertador https://t.co/mUTmI06unX

[King Pedro I @KingPedroI1]

Hey, at least i didn’t live in a place called hippo... https://t.co/L4PAMugVCt

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

I agree wholeheartedly https://t.co/H77k7VqoCg

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

So after arriving in Mexico I was immediately arrested. I’m currently in jail waiting for the firing squad to set up. #rip #deathofanemporer

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

So after being banished for about a year I think I’m ready to head home and make amens. #peace #Mexico

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

Just wait when they try to overthrow you https://t.co/1QcS4iyBvQ

[King Pedro I @KingPedroI1]

I️ don’t understand why people don’t like the idea of me ruling Brazil and Portugal! I know I’m educated enough no matter what the people say

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

You had it coming https://t.co/IQYVcIYYZQ

[José María Morelos @josemorel0s]

R.I.P. me I guess. https://t.co/XbyX14i6Mv

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

You know, I always wanted to expand my territories so everyone better look out. #divideandconquer

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

This is why no body loves you https://t.co/H8ZgZHhATl

[simonbolivar @s_imonbolivar]

a mom? no. only baby mamas https://t.co/JMb7xij08x

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

I’d honestly be surprised if you had a mom https://t.co/kZDgID7KDC

[simonbolivar @s_imonbolivar]

i might need to sit in a booster to see over a podium, but at least i don't need to sit in a booster and wait for my mom to feed me blended yams https://t.co/Glcce14eht

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

Throwback to the time I designed the og Méxican flag.

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

I know that feeling man. Sometimes change is a good thing. https://t.co/rVH8UajjdG

[Jose De San Martin @JoseDeSanMart18]

I have loved my decision I made decades ago. It has changed me and made me the man I am today. I would never have had a lovely wife, daughter, or granddaughter. #Switchingsidesmoment

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

HOW ABOUT NO https://t.co/yUKzm97TMx

[Bernardo O’higgins @Bernardo_whs]

@AgustineDeIturd Also take this with a grain of salt, but I think I’m about to totally steal your continent

[Agustine the first @AgustineDeIturd]

That sucks my guy. Feel free to come over whenever tho. I just redecorated. https://t.co/wzHVv972I0

[Bernardo O’higgins @Bernardo_whs]

@AgustineDeIturd Aw dude I just left 😢