Austin CK

[Austin CK @AgustineKirui]

@fasc1nate X, x

[Beryl Moige Nana @BerylMoige2]

@AbabuNamwamba The Kenyan Pool Team failed to Travel to SA for the AAPA CHAMPIONSHIPS sir. Couldn't you have done something. Pool is also a sport juat like soccer or any other sir.

[Ian Clark @IanActivated]

Me at 46:
- Overweight
- Facing 3 chronic diseases
- Depressed
- Balding

Me at 64:
- Healthy weight
- Living and thriving with no diseases
- Happy
- Full head of hair

Here are 5 steps I took to heal myself and age backwards without doctors, health insurance or medication:

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

Yaani watu wa KIELEWEKE Fake News Inc.This @MigunaMiguna Screenshot was taken at 20:20, but according to the guys who created the lie, the Tweet was made at 20:27, 7 minutes after the Screenshot was captured & TWO Minutes after I tweeted it! Even Photoshop needs a little THINKING

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

20 more life lessons a father must teach his son

=THREAD=

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Just retweet

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

Guys, allow me to plug my hustle here.
I have written three books, fictional.
The Ghost from Mogadishu and other short stories, available as PDF for 200.
The Campus Exile, print version, ksh. 1000

Kindly grab one, share & retweet

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

'Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.'

Morning.

[Richard Branson @richardbranson]

Sending a big congratulations to @VirginLimitedEd, whose beautiful property in Kenya - Mahali Mzuri - has been named the best hotel in the world. A very special place, run by a brilliant team of people: https://t.co/P1z878ihCc #VirginFamily

[James DiNicolantonio @drjamesdinic]

Salt restriction leads to sodium deficiency, which causes sodium to be pulled from bone to maintain normal blood levels. Magnesium, calcium, phosphorus and zinc also get pulled with sodium from bone leading to numerous mineral deficiencies.

LOW SALT = MINERAL DEFICIENCY

[Booger @ESPNBooger]

There will never be another moment like this in the Olympic history. The buzz leading up to this was unbelievable

[LongliveChigz👑 @LongliveChigz]

"Really Ramaphosaaa"

#Durban
Duduzile zuma jub jub
#CyrilRamaphosa
#looting
#SouthAfricaIsBurning
Mall of africa

[Austin CK @AgustineKirui]

@ThabangMosa @RealMrumaDrive 9 I 8 8 78 78 7 u7

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

Story thread.

I was recently dismayed to learn that my former schoolmate still hates me 11 years since we had friction over a girl back in high school. It has been 11 years since we had any kind of contact.

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Sikuizi value ya relationship inadepend na vile partner wako akona pesa, it's all about thamani.

A Thread

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

African slaves children were once used as alligator bait by their slave masters and mistresses

[Austin CK @AgustineKirui]

No more simping!

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

A THREAD OF MY THREADS.

The thread will feature the stories I have shared before.

1. New Year's Eve with Chebet
2. Karifooo
3. The Luo Babe
4. The mean neighbor
5. The Fights.
6. The Landlord
7. The Curfew Horror
8. COVID Thieves
etc.

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

If you’re going through some difficult times all by yourself, don’t despair. The Almighty has designed it that way to allow you to embrace your solitude. There is much to learn and grow from it. Keep going. Don’t give up. He’s watching over you as He always does. Have faith!