Guyer

what is happiness? | I am fine | managed by Dolente Inc. Any tweet where I insulted the Phillies was tweeted by hackers

[Guyer @Aguy340]

I’ve legit never seen anything like this after every single Knicks game. It’s insane.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Last night the great city of New York lost on the court, in the crowd and in the streets. As somebody who cares deeply about this city it was a disgusting display all the way around. Maybe they aren’t ready for a championship. I’m hoping they are better for Game 4. #knickin5

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Give em painter, Crawford, and miller

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Tarik Skubal in his first rehab start:

5 IP
2 H
0 ER
0 BB
6 K
54 pitches

His fastball topped out at 99 MPH

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Negative ball knower. They won’t make it out of the first round and will score like 6 runs in 4 games

[MLB Now @MLBNow]

"I think the Philadelphia Phillies are as poised to win a World Series as they ever have been... I'm on the Philly train."

- Jake Peavy following their sweep of the Padres

[Guyer @Aguy340]

This is psychopath behavior.

[Guyer @Aguy340]

@Padres @rickybottalico @schwarbombz get your boy!!!

[miserable phillies fan @schwarbombz]

Aidan miller, Justin Crawford and Andrew painter is why you always trade the prospects.

[Mike @mhc_76]

I really will never get over Castellanos taking public shots at the organization and manager for basically an entire season before his exit and a decent portion of the fanbase siding with him. It's like if AJ Brown gave you the on-field production of Quez Watkins

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Trade marsh and Duran now

[Guyer @Aguy340]

No hope. There is zero help in the minors, and they have no assets to trade away for a RH bat

[Destiny Lugardo @destiny_lugardo]

The Phillies lineup isn't normal bad. It's really really bad. Way worse than previous years. They haven't struggled to this extent in exactly a decade.

Is there any hope?

https://t.co/n5zIh1nYKh

[Corey Seidman @CoreySeidman]

The Phillies will leave Los Angeles 8-17 against teams currently occupying playoff spots. Their next 12 games are against teams currently occupying playoff spots.

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Phillies have sucked all year, their winning streak was just vs shit teams. If you bought into the manager switch hype you’re an idiot!

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Absolutely insane pump jump on a ball that cleared the wall by less than a foot

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Y'ALL UP?!

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Dude just dominates AAAA

[FuturePhils @FuturePhils]

You just can't make this up. #Phillies prospect Felix Reyes homered AGAIN to give the @Ironpigs the lead in the 9th.

Reyes was 3-5 with 2 home runs and a double today and is now hitting .360 with 11 HRs in 114 AB, good for a 1.117 OPS. Just absolutely unreal.

[Paul Casella @Paul_CasellaMLB]

Phillies right-handed hitters this season:

- AVG: .202 (Worst in MLB)
- SLG: .305 (Worst in MLB)
- OPS: .571 (Worst in MLB)
- wOBA: .261 (Worst in MLB)
- wRC+: 62 (Worst in MLB)
- Barrel %: 4.4% (Worst in MLB)

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Let’s go!!!!!

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

The Phillies are paying Nick Castellanos about $19.2 million to play for the Padres. He's batting .190 with 4 home runs, 19 RBIs, .578 OPS and -0.8 WAR. They are paying Adolis García $10 million to be his replacement. He's batting .203 with 4 homers, 15 RBIs, a .607 OPS and -0.3 WAR.
Defensively, García is +3 OAA (436 innings in the field) while Castellanos is -4 OAA (167 innings).

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Watch Tobias and harden crumble once again in the playoffs has healed my soul

[Guyer @Aguy340]

@TheonlyQB1 Fraud team that will score like 4 total runs in the playoffs. I’ll believe if they get rid of Garcia

[Guyer @Aguy340]

One of dombrowskis best trades… oh wait it was klentak who traded for him

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Cristopher Sanchez vs. Paul Skenes vs. Tarik Skubal since the beginning of 2025

It’s very, very close

[Aidan LaPorta @AidanLaPorta69]

Tobias Harris over the last 6 quarters of elimination games this series

-9 total points
-16% fg
-0% 3pt
-2 turnovers
-6 fouls
-targeted on defense CONSTANTLY

This dude is GARBAGE!!! 😭

[Guyer @Aguy340]

Tobias Harris hate watch successful