as a millennial dad I’ve never not been Too Online so I know the best combination of buzzwords to maximize being annoying to my tween; she got a meatball sub for lunch and I said “oh she in her marinara era for real” and the eye roll could have powered our house for a year
Only real mfs have read Percy Jackson, we not as loud as Harry Potter fans cause we too busy getting shit handled, really in the field really cut from that cloth u feel me?
Walmart count your fucking days why tf would y’all put this on the cereal aisle I just knew this morning when I woke up I was about to have me a good bowl of cereal and end up with puzzles I’m really puzzle tf out on why y’all did this ! I’m hungry asf on this damn TRUCK ! ☹️😒