Alaska Addams

Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would. Chaotic good alignment.

[Alaska Addams @Ah_Lex_Uhh]

Did I purchase one of those renaissance paintings of my dog? Yes. I regret nothing.

[jess 🦖 @Iennonstella]

um americans who are voting pls watch this vid

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Call me Princess 🍑

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If you don’t use onions when you cook then you can’t cook as far as I’m concerned.

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Drinking an energy drink from a wine glass at work is the mood for today.

[Giovanni Maucere @GiovanniMaucere]

for anyone who’s working in fast food restaurant🍔🤟🏽 #learnASL

[Alaska Addams @Ah_Lex_Uhh]

@hypland

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I can’t stop spelling the word “horse” with a “U” (hourse). I’ve done it 7 times now. Happy Tuesday.

[Ashley Udoh @ashleyudoh]

This week Humans of New York will be sharing Tanqueray’s complete life story plus holding a fundraiser so she can transition with dignity. If you are new to HONY start with this story.

[Alaska Addams @Ah_Lex_Uhh]

Me: *warms up food Hunter made*

5 minutes later

Hunter: *pauses game/sniffs air*

“Did the dog shit somewhere!?”

[Alaska Addams @Ah_Lex_Uhh]

I just said fuck it & bought a dining room table. Being an adult is weird.

[Alaska Addams @Ah_Lex_Uhh]

RIP RBG

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@kennykeil I hate it here.

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@HunterStevenC “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe I wonder where my glove will go?”

[summer ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹ @summerdru]

Omg there’s a dragon ball one! 😭
#サーターンサーターン

[Pia @heartshapedtubs]

@oneof15nem Also this!
Reminder that fake kindness isn't a positive thing.

https://t.co/aNRVEJ7Lbm

[Alaska Addams @Ah_Lex_Uhh]

@sstorminn Wahhh stop it!!😂