Chenoa Van Schoiack

Likes, Re-posts and Random Thoughts.

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

Our new babysitter told me that my daughter picked a lemon from our tree “for mommy’s vodka drinks” in case you’re wondering if I’m nailing motherhood.

[Chenoa Van Schoiack @Ahhsummom]

https://t.co/mKdv99zEpY

[Chenoa Van Schoiack @Ahhsummom]

@BFBSRadioHQ It’s real simple - “If it is not yours, don’t touch”. That applies to so many things in life. Go to a rodeo and touch a cowboys’ horse - I’m sure he’ll do more than just yell at you.

[Chenoa Van Schoiack @Ahhsummom]

This!! Every…Single…Morning…..

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Me af

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Kill your illusions. What I mean by this is: Stop believing that things are going to get better when this happens or that happens; start believing that things can be better now, in spite of the shit that's currently happening.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Come back to this whenever you feel like you're "missing out" on something. And, share it with a friend to help them out as well. (This is an excerpt from my book "Speech Therapy.")

[Chenoa Van Schoiack @Ahhsummom]

I’m ready to leave work and start my weekend early.

[Chenoa Van Schoiack @Ahhsummom]

@Squeek10201 @AshhMunkers No protein deficiency in childhood. You were a picky, but healthy eater. Definitely not as picky as your siblings. Only concern was when you lost 12 pds due to stress from the sperm donor.

[Chenoa Van Schoiack @Ahhsummom]

Just asking……

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

(@lindafruits)