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Positive vibes only 👻

[target @Ahmad30531]

Me looking at the apartment on tour day vs. Me trying to get my security deposit back after accidentally structuralizing a wall.

[target @Ahmad30531]

Landlord: "The apartment has historic charm." The historic charm: A ghost that charges rent and a radiator that screams in Latin.

[target @Ahmad30531]

"Normal wear and tear" according to me: A completely missing door. "Normal wear and tear" according to my landlord: A microscopic scuff mark on the baseboard.

[target @Ahmad30531]

Me: "The ceiling is literally leaking black sludge."
Landlord: "Have you tried painting over it?"
Caption: My landlord fixing a major plumbing issue with 3 inches of duct tape and a dream.

[target @Ahmad30531]

Tenant: Submits an emergency maintenance request because the AC is blowing fire.
Landlord 3 weeks later: "Just checking in to see if this is still an issue."

[target @Ahmad30531]

Landlord: "No pets allowed."
Me, hiding a full-grown raccoon under a trench coat when they come for the annual inspection.
Rent Day Reality

[target @Ahmad30531]

Landlord on the 1st of the month at 12:01 AM: Knocking on the door like the FBI.

[target @Ahmad30531]

My landlord calculating how a 2% inflation rate justifies a 40% rent increase because they added a single plastic plant to the lobby.

[target @Ahmad30531]

Landlord: "Rent is due."
Me: Sending a strongly worded paragraph about the drafty window from 2024 instead of money.

[target @Ahmad30531]

Nothing says "luxury apartment" quite like a cockroach painted over with three layers of glossy white latex paint.

[target @Ahmad30531]

The landlord special: Painting over the light switches, the landlord, and the entire concept of architectural integrity.

[target @Ahmad30531]

Landlord We offer top-tier amenities.
The amenities: A washing machine from 1974 that only takes quarters minted in the year 1982.

[Bob Dazzy😎🥸 @bobdazzy63]

GOAT🙏🦅❤ imagine life without you , Ronaldo Go too get Deceieve Us 😹😹❤

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

This is indeed a very big crime in NADECO’s Nigeria.

[karim @KarimxAdeyemi]

VISCA BARÇA!💙❤️🔥

@SocialSight

[ubmeerat (Mrs) @ubmeerat]

Assalamualaikum warahmatullah wabarakatuhu

Good morning

[Bashir wadata™️ @70thingxx]

The Prophet ﷺ Said:👇📍

[FAREEDA KIRI🌹🌹🌹🌹 @Faridatu001]

Maybe we are getting Vini Jr ???

[Inioluwa @Ini2145]

3.5 followers ✅
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Thank you ooo. Una no go fall 💯

[Abena 🇬🇭 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 🇳🇬 @Kwabenaamoako79]

Can we all AGREE this 19yr old has

been the best DEFENDER in the

World Cup ?? Cubarsi 💙❤️