Ahmad al-As'ad

A digitally savvy #geekdad to 5 (imagine how they feel). Tweets are my own. ♡ the @DallasCowboys, food, gadgets, driving, & chai.

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

@mattrife Watching your show, I was telling my wife you look like a cartoon I couldn't pinpoint. Found it. You even make that face, I swear. No shots. Just funny. So you don't have to retaliate and put me on your next @Netflix special.

#MattRife #Doppelganger #lookalike

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

Using @Jira for the house has got to be one of the best & geekiest things I've done.

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

Take your loadout customization to the next level 🔧

Aftermarket Parts give you an entirely new way to interact with a weapon in #MW3 Gunsmith 🔫

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

@catswithaura Need some break-dancing music in the background.

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

New to Texas (in the last 2 years)? Do us a favor & stay out of the left lane. If ur going the same speed, or slower, as the person to ur right, MOVE OVER.

The speed limit has nothing to do with it. MOVE OVER.

#texas #driving #txdrivers #drivinginTx #drivingintexas

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

The troubled retailer is finally filing for bankruptcy, which means everything must go. https://t.co/BbLLvAovfx

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

Seriously?
I mean it's impressive, but to create a "sport" out of it? Why can't some things be competitive hobbies?

[Mashable @mashable]

Artistic cycling is one of the weirdest sports you've never heard of

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

@IanHActivate @Inc @jeff_haden Maybe he knew his odds, or saw something that was a "nope," and opted for a free lunch. A bit low, IMO, but I've seen many of the younger generation enter into "f*** it" mode quicker than I anticipated.

[Inc. @Inc]

An 8-minute phone call with a friend can be a powerful happiness booster. Here's why it works so well. @MindaZetlin https://t.co/EM2rrqPUlg

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

Alright @facebook ... let's see how fast you fix this. Or, are you going to wait until Congress calls on you again?

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Hacker finds bug that allowed anyone to bypass Facebook 2FA https://t.co/koeUJjXQiV by @lorenzofb

[Forbes @Forbes]

Sixth Memphis Police Officer ‘Relieved Of Duty’ After Tyre Nichols’ Death https://t.co/F6jJByCVY4

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

@BriannaWu As a fan of the advancement that forced the hands of other Mfgr's, a fan of the cars themselves ... with all their flaws, and 𝙣𝙤𝙩 a fan of the douche himself, I have a hard time figuring out whether this news makes me happy or not. See what I'm saying?

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Tesla reports $24.3B revenue in the fourth quarter, beating Street estimates https://t.co/8ckaTiLIiq by @rebeccabellan

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Dell has acquired cloud orchestration startup Cloudify, sources tell us for around $100M https://t.co/TVOGQfGSBe by @ingridlunden

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

Why can't new #Androidwatches take into consideration all the top features of their competitors and ensure they're included?

What does it feel like they MUST start a v1?

@WearOSbyGoogle

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

Can we stop the market (#stocks & #crypto) free fall now please?
#illuminati #conspiracytheory

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

@Tesla UI 11 is great. When will @youtubemusic be added?

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

Thank you @Tesla for including Arabic text on the main display, and matching what was available on the dash/steering display ... Finally. #ModelX

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

@fbsecurity @facebook Please help. Apparently, you do not SMS Google Voice numbers. And when it's the only option presented by your system, it means gaining access to your account is impossible. #help #support #facebooksupport

[Ahmad al-As'ad @AhmadTX]

Stood in line at the TxDPS at 430a. We were #40! In conversation with the guy ahead of us, we quickly got into coffee, donut, food truck type of opportunities for the 100+ people in line. Potential automation opportunities for this crap as well.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The devastation in Gaza is unconscionable. We must urge an immediate ceasefire. The killing of Palestinians and Israelis must end. We must also take a hard look at nearly $4 billion a year in military aid to Israel. It is illegal for U.S. aid to support human rights violations.