AJ

studying accounting but things never add up 😣

[AJ @Ahmadjadwat]

My mum 🤝 using corona as an excuse for me not to go out.

[Aaliyah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @aaliyah_sacoor]

Mid-week mood

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

Doctors life goal:

1) become a doctor
3) marry a doctor
3) make their kids doctors

Accountants life goals:

1) become an accountant
2) tell your siblings and friends not to be an accountant
3) tell everyone not to study accounting

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[AJ @Ahmadjadwat]

@Mo_ali333 Still a red flag 🚩

[AJ @Ahmadjadwat]

If she didn’t send a snap of her musalaah tonight 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Saf⚡️ @Safeerah11]

Me being overdressed for campus everytime I go? Yes

[AJ @Ahmadjadwat]

if she DID send you a snap of her musalaah tonight 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[AJ @Ahmadjadwat]

Really have to reply to these at 3am in the morning 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Yusuf ㊙️ @yusuf_dadabhoy]

Nobody sees you at your worst like the mfs at the garage

[AJ @Ahmadjadwat]

@Agjee786 That’s very gay

[AJ @Ahmadjadwat]

@Agjee786 But I think it’s door because you’re a knob

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

this still the realest shit Hasbulla has ever said 💯

[AJ @Ahmadjadwat]

@BanaYousuf @amaanmahomedy You’re a doorknob @BanaYousuf