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[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

Hey I see you dating my EX I'm eating a sandwich would you like these leftovers to?

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

My girlfriend said to me “play one more game of fifa and I'm out” I told her wait 8 minutes and I'll help you pack your bags

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

is your name wifi, because I'm feeling the connection

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

I'll take a bullet for u but not in the head maybe in the leg or something

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

"Smoking isn't cute" Uhm.... Nobody is tryna be cute, they tryna get high:)

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

2+2 = fish 3+3 = eight 7+7 = triangle Only smart people would get this RT if you get it!"

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

HAHA you gotta see this! http://t.co/YIBLGKcHYH

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you."

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

Some people are wise other people are otherwise

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

@SayedMR786 @MHk637 FIFA tournament is on tonight☺ps @SayedMR786 please don't get scared and run away ...... Hahahhaa

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

@abzi395_abeida@MHk637@SayedMR786 lol haha winners like me never get tired of winning~FIFA well done guys

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

@SayedMR786 We all have a family member who thinks they are a professional photographer."

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

"@ItsFunnyLife: Teacher: "The test is very easy." Me: "Sure it is, you already know the answers.""

[ahmad @Ahmadk637]

I’m a leader. Not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then screw it you’re going first.