Hajime Simp Squad

rp account for pretty much everyone in the sdr2 cast-

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

INFORMATION ABOUT MUSES AND ADMIN IN THREAD

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@ResxrveCourse "Don't just stand there!"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@ResxrveCourse "do you like men i mean do you like men i mean do you like men i mean do you l"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

"Oh, here's an idea! You can be the boom operator!"

"I thought Nagito was the boom operator."

"Did somebody say BOOM-"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

"They call us 007."

"Zero pussy."

"Zero money."

"7 suicide attempts-"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@teamIruma "I think penile destruction may be a little overboard."

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@ResxrveCourse //DO IT

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

"What do you wanna tell Hajime Hinata right now?"

"Wassup baby~ Take me out to dinner~"

"HeYO-"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@ResxrveCourse "Wow, now we match!"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@teamIruma "Yeah. It'll deeefinitely be a huge struggle trying to resist."

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

"What's your body count?"

"Like... 50, I think."

"Daaamn, you are a hoe!"

"How does that make me a- Wait, you mean people we've slept with?"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@teamIruma "This is a whole new level of down bad!"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

"Where are all the bodacious bigfoot babes?"

"Take it easy, Kaz, you don't even like girls."

"I don't?"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@HitmanCat2002 "Of course!"

He steps back to reveal a literal semi truck full of baguettes.

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

"If I eat that, I might get fat, and people won't like me no more!"

"Eat the goddamn baguette."

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@itsclobbintime "Uh, th-that's... nice, I guess?"

"You're blushing~"

"Am not!"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

"Oh god, it was ONE TIME!"

"If I hadn't slept with that despairful ASSHOLE, none of us would have access to the neo world!"

"...You what?"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@teamIruma "No thanks."

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

"Bitch, you are gon get in this car or I'm poppin' between your eyes!"

"Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!"

"ARGH GOD DA-"

[Hajime Simp Squad @AhogeSimps]

@ResxrveCourse "How ridiculous. I know full well what you taste like and that's not it!"