Aidan Dohm

I’m never on here | Bear Down🐻⬇️ | Go Irish☘️ | Green Wall

[OpTic @OpTic]

I’m not here to be remembered…

@Shotzzy

[OpTic Scump @scump]

WE ARE YOUR MAJOR 4 CHAMPIONS!!

[OpTic Shotzzy @Shotzzy]

Almost that time 💍💍💍💍

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Sam “Octane” Larew @OctaneSam]

Genuinely tired of these pretender organizations ruining the esport all of us spent years building because they’re broke and made awful hiring decisions.

Wish that the CDL had more direct oversight on the league at this point because day after day we get more examples of them being more of a roadblock for players than a destination.

[z4c7 @zackpr05]

Being a raging CoD addict sucks because nothing else scratches the specific itch this franchise does

[OpTic FormaL @FormaL]

@Huke getting stung mid round and immediately jumping through the window and ripping the guy off bomb might be the most teed thing I’ve seen in 15 years

[SpawnUp @SpawnUpgg]

FormaL gets asked if he’d rather win Champs twice while dropping a 0.1, or win once with a 2.0 KD:

“If I’m dropping a 0.1 at Champs and we’re winning, I’m doing some insane sh*t outside the game so my three carries can carry properly…

I’m not saying I’m sucking their c**k but…” 😭

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

I’m such a casual fuck you mean Notre Dame had two first round pick RBs

[Riley Fowler @Riley_Fowler13]

Using a controller to reply to the kid who got 100-point clubbed after he typed “free SR” at the start of the match

[JonReflex @JonReflex]

You wouldn’t Bang a Stripper without a condom, so why are you Banging the Hardpoint without nades and stuns

[OpTic @OpTic]

Inevitable MVP

@Tbemercules

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

Really happy DJ isn't being bounced somewhere shitty either. Josh Allen will take care of you, buddy

[OpTic @OpTic]

Our official weatherman for The News, Type SH!T

Mercules

[Wesley ✨ @wesleytypes]

Kratos' greatest feats:

- Defeated TWO pantheons of gods
- killed several Titans
- became the God of War
- forced Atlas to hold the world
- sunk Atlantis
- died and came back multiple times
- ripped Hades soul out of his body
- traveled through time
- killed fate
- became the literal embodiment of hope
- gave hope back to mankind
- flipped the 9 realms from Tyr's temple
- fathered Loki
- anger management

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

I genuinely didn't think that two wins would destabilize the entire franchise this badly after three decades of dominating the rivalry but holy shit they are soft

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

>be Christ
>come to Earth
>establish the Church
>400 years later
>Rome collapses, its schools along with it
>warrior-kings conquer all of Europe
>only the Church survives
>general literacy drops to near 0%
>only the clergy are widely literate
>only 14% of leaders can read
>leaders need the clergy to read their own laws to them
>literal idiocracy
>copying texts becomes a core monastic duty
>Aristotle, Plato, Virgil, the Bible, and more all copied by hand
>90% of surviving classical literature today was saved by the Church
>Painstakingly do this for 500 years
>Church saves literacy itself from extinction
>fast forward to 2026
>Atheists on the Internet: "Christians caused the Dark Ages"
>yfw:

[Bad☆ @Moroatlis]

Quick play has turned into a cess pool of high ego plat players who are too scared to play competitive so they play every game like championships