Planet Quaids

you can sleep in a car but you can't race a house

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”

[Ciaran Durham @ciarandurham]

Who’s shouting “man on” like he’s getting counter pressed in the midfield 😭🤣

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The diddy bowl

[sarah 🛸 @icebatluck]

I want to quote this every day but i can’t bc it sounds too normal

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Anyone else wake up feeling completely unburdened by what has been?

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Elon is such a dumbass. He spent $44 billion on Twitter and all he got was control of all 3 branches of the federal government.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Who did Rob Dyrdek endorse

[Jillian Anderson @Jillie_Alexis]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but hating Trump doesn’t make Kamala qualified to be president.

[Larry Fisher 🐉 @burnergod77]

Real dork shit, fuck you too good to hit the doot doo nigga???

[Cam ﾂ @DCFCcammm]

“Side of astroturf please mate”

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

i'll hand it to you this seems reasonable

[bhags⚡️ @bhags38]

Prime example of people who started watching during the cup runs and are ungrateful for what Stamkos brought to this franchise, these are NOT Lightning fans.

[DoBBy @LargestAdultSon]

got two uncrustables at 7-11 and the guy said “do you not know how to make peanut butter and jelly or something ?” fried my dumbass

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

My apologies The Green Bay Packers, I’m afraid that I do not in fact know the vibes

[Formula 1 @F1]

IT'S CHARLES!!!

LECLERC WINS IN AUSTIN!!! 🤩

#F1 #USGP