Aiden Shifter

He/he

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

We got power rankings back! Now if I can get visitation rights back with my kids life will be good.

[VarsityLeagueFFB @VarsityFFB]

15 DAYS OF POWER RANKINGS!!!!

15. ShMermen (Bill)

He finished 7th last year in his first year back and the committee didn’t seem to care much. Just a really unlikable character in the league. Probably will finish last even with Zach giving up on setting a lineup after week 6.

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Me too! Sober and clear headed. Let’s get this party started! 🍻

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Football is back! #twoweekssober #anewstart #single

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

https://t.co/wwYJTbPKhS

@tymustard

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Could’ve said it better myself.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

What a statement. What a career. Legend.

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Thanks for the follow Rachele! Hope this pisses my ex off.

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Was talking with @FieldVapes and @PonsPonders probably had the best draft. Mermen gonna be a force this year. @VarsityFFB

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@FieldVapes Welcome back, buddy!

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@VarsityFFB I bet everyone is too scared to retweet. Finally some sense coming back to this page!

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@VarsityFFB see a lot less chatter about Epstein lately. Wonder who paid for your silence? #fuckkimmel #AaronRodgers12

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@FieldVapes can you believe this guy?

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

We lost America the moment people quit smoking Marlboro Reds and started vaping Strawberry Cheesecake.

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@FieldVapes @VarsityFFB @Jace_Peterson20 @NoahTaylor__

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@FieldVapes

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@TyMustard @FieldVapes @kylealbertson9 @BradKasper @jacepeterson21 @MitchMustard @GreatWhiteMader @StingWWE It ain’t you.

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Current odds on true identity of @FieldVapes :

@kylealbertson9 -750
@BradKasper +350
@jacepeterson21 +500
@MitchMustard +1,000
@GreatWhiteMader +10,000
@StingWWE Even

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@jimmykimmel Jimmy is def sus

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

@VarsityFFB You have to STAND for something, or you will FALL for anything.

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Trickledown effect as a result of this @VarsityFFB championship debacle. @Lukev not expected to return next year in protest.

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Just got off the phone with @Jace_Peterson20 , says this vote could be tainted and encourages all of his followers to peacefully protest at league head quarters. #stopthestealagain

[Aiden Shifter @AidenShifter]

Perhaps I can be of some assistance. @Jace_Peterson20